I've made a deal with Davy Jones in order to exterminate the pirate threat

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AHOY MATEYS!

It is I, Captain Grandpop No Cap, once again here to save the day. I’ve joined forces with the devilish Davy Jones to quell the pirate threat and restore order to the Azerothian seas. All Davy Jones has asked for in return is the deletion of the Havoc DH specialization (fair trade). Rise up with me and prepare yeeself for adventure and intrigue! I am searching for a group of seasoned salty seadogs that will join my crew on the USS Brobeans to ensure that the pirate surge doesn’t overtake the ladder. Below, list your sea skills and what position you’re applying for on the Brobeans! We will not parley with the pirate scum and no quarter will be provided! My ship is also a Tesla by the way. I have a fleet of them for future Captains and it’s eco-friendly, YAR!

WHAT SAY YOU?!

We set sail at dawn!

Grandpop No Cap

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:dracthyr_crylaugh:

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First mate Exalter reporting for duty Cap’n. Skills include swabbing the poop deck and throwing demon hunters overboard.

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Fisherman Cov here, no one can trap Prey (and enemies) like I!

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This is the ideal skillsets I require for the Brobeans. You’re hired. Are you opposed to feeding the DHs to the KRAKEN!?!

A skilled fisherman is required to feed the sailors when we run out of gruel. And tracking and trapping our enemies makes you even more important. Promoted to Commander!

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I’d actually consider it as payment for services rendered.

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Wow. That’s generous. However, you will get your share of plunder and G Fuel!

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but pirates are almost as cool as purple sorceresses

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If you’re referring to warlocks and other purveyors of demons, be prepared to walk the plank!!

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I consider affinity for anything purple as mutiny against Captain Grandpop No Cap. May I have the honor of chumming the waters with this traitor?

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Please do first mate! Two more rations of grog for you!

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Grog for everyone!

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I request a parley.

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No parley for pirate scallywags! Feed him to the Kraken.

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I vote we make Sucio an honorary member of the USS Brobeans crew. We will overlook his class identity and in return he will assist us by infiltrating the ranks of the Demon Hunters and luring them into an epic trap in a cave somewhere.

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Cabin Boy Varick reportin for Duty, no skills to speak of Cap’n no Cap. Seeking safe passage is all.

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no I’m talking the literally purple people capn (shadowy people)

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Not another word out of you. To the plank!

(Kraken gonna eat good today)

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What skills can you offer?

I’m open to this contingent he agrees to this as pirate law. As well, no Glaives on the Brobeans. They’re not practical for close quarters fighting and plundering.

And safe passage you shall have!! All aboard!

They sound too close to warlock filth pirates. I sentence them to keelhauling!!

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