I got dis string
that I took from a green bean
and the bean was kinda mean
all shiny with sheen
and the jailer really sux
wanna run over 'im wif a truck
he’s a big doodoo head
wish i could lock im in a shed
these writers are terrible
dis story is unbearable
feed danuser to da crows
bury dis writing in the snow
rip arthas, ur end wasn’t fair
in ur place sylbarfas should be there
hate dat thot, like really a lot
wish she’d stayed dead
when lord goffrey aimed n shot
dis may rhyme
ty for yo time
im just a green bean
an dis is my string
*Snoop Dawg strolls in the room, all mega impressed…
…I want to hate you for this OP, but I simply cannot. Some things just must be done. Well played my friend. Now we just need to get the Blue Fairy, I mean Winter Queen and Gepetto, I mean the Primus to help us find Gallywix Pleasure Island.
Perhaps the ending was a lowkey way of the Developers saying they take us for jack—es? I’d say it was pure humor but for Subjugator Klontzas and other people’s ranting at the players when they asked what the plan was or why the product was as it was.
Hedging my bet that the ‘reason’ like all reasons given now will be…
“Something something Covid-19.”
Or in translation:
“We don’t want to work. How dare you ask us to put out a product in these times?!”
I only say that because it’s the same excuse the Electric Co. gives as well.