I've got no strings to hold me down

I’ve got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had strings
But now I’m free
There are no strings on me

Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That’s the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me

I’ve got no strings
So I have fun
I’m not tied up to anyone
They’ve got strings
But you can see…




There…are…no…strings…on…me.

9.2’s Cinematic. RIP.

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You go glen coco.

You just keep moving forward.

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And I didn’t even get to visit pleasure island!

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Pleasure island?

It’s not a Pinocchio reference the song? What was the name of the place he got so drunk he turned into a donkey?

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It is a Pinocchio reference. I am glad someone knows childhood.

People not getting the reference shows that they play WoW too much that they don’t watch other movies.

Because that song also was used for Avengers: Age of Ultron where Ultron uses Pinocchio reference as he’s got no strings for others to hold him down.

Which technically, Jailor is equally same as Ultron. Got freed, tried to destroy everything. Loses battle and loses heart like a doll/robot.

idk why I am explaining tropes.

Terrifying scene.

Thanks, I thought I was hallucinating it when Honeypot was like “what!?!”.

Haven’t seen that since I was 8 but it’s tattooed in my brain like the striptease scene in the movie version of “something wicked this way comes”.

Neither have stopped me from being naughty, but the nightmares!

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I got dis string
that I took from a green bean
and the bean was kinda mean
all shiny with sheen

and the jailer really sux
wanna run over 'im wif a truck
he’s a big doodoo head
wish i could lock im in a shed

these writers are terrible
dis story is unbearable
feed danuser to da crows
bury dis writing in the snow

rip arthas, ur end wasn’t fair
in ur place sylbarfas should be there
hate dat thot, like really a lot
wish she’d stayed dead
when lord goffrey aimed n shot

dis may rhyme
ty for yo time
im just a green bean
an dis is my string



*Snoop Dawg strolls in the room, all mega impressed…

da da da da dahhhh…

:relieved:

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Roses are dead
Violets are few

You tried hard,
to imprison me
But now
The shadowlands are free

:dragon: :ocean: :dragon: :ocean: :beer: :cookie: :dragon: :ocean: :dragon: :ocean:

…I-- what is this… I don’t…

…I want to hate you for this OP, but I simply cannot. Some things just must be done. Well played my friend. Now we just need to get the Blue Fairy, I mean Winter Queen and Gepetto, I mean the Primus to help us find Gallywix Pleasure Island.

Perhaps the ending was a lowkey way of the Developers saying they take us for jack—es? I’d say it was pure humor but for Subjugator Klontzas and other people’s ranting at the players when they asked what the plan was or why the product was as it was.

Hedging my bet that the ‘reason’ like all reasons given now will be…

“Something something Covid-19.”


Or in translation:

“We don’t want to work. How dare you ask us to put out a product in these times?!”

I only say that because it’s the same excuse the Electric Co. gives as well.

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i got dis soap on a rope
and i’m feelin mighty dope
checkin dese rumors on snopes
laffin at mah dwindlin’ hope

mah piggeh’s name is hogrus
and he’s da goodest boy
u know he’s ur favoritest mount
don’t deny it don’t be coy

cramp in mah toe
hurtin’ my foot yo
crampy crampy toe
dis cramp haz gots ta go

sumone thro me sum rhymes
if u gots a lil time
spin dis hype on a dime
gimme dat whine



*Snoop starts dancin’…

:sunglasses:

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