I've Figured Out Why Kul Tirans Are So Tall!

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Ok so Blizzard’s explanation of why Kul Tirans are bigger than regular Humans was that they live in a rough place and they have to wrestle with Krakens and stuff.

But that only makes sense in 2 dimensions. You see, physical exercise doesn’t make you longer. Your muscles get bigger on 2 dimensions when you exercise but they can’t elongate in the Z axis because they are tied to your bones, and your bones won’t just grow longer.

So it makes no sense that Kul Tirans are all taller than the world record for NBA player just because they wrestle with Krakens.

Or does it?

You see, I’ve figured how it works. And it’s quite simple.

While Kul Tirans wrestle with Krakens, the Krakens stretch the Kul Tirans.

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I love this so much, you have no idea lol. :joy: :joy:

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Makes perfection 100% scientific sense.

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I thought it was more like this:

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They had the perfect explanation sitting on their lap (them being descendants of the Drust) but decided to deny it for whatever reason :man_shrugging:

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I could definitely use my back popped like that.

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It’s basically that, but the monster is a kraken and that happens again and again and again throughout the Kul Tiran’s whole life.

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The Gauls were historically depicted as being very large

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The drama, the action, the vaguely romantic undertones! This is truly a work of art.

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Gives new meaning to “release the kraken.”

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Kul Tirans are 8 feet tall though…