So I’ve decided to open a hooves polishing shop on main street in Boralus, feel free to drop by, 1g per hoof, free if you step on me.
No requirements, but you must be a female, and you must be a Draenei.
(Those silly masks can only fool me once).
Edit: Must be alive, and naturally attached.
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I’ve decided to open a therapy clinic where people can come in and destroy things to vent all their frustrations. Only 100 gold to come in and smash away all your tears!!
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dang. there goes my plan for free polishing.
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Business is booming come through
Hey bby, you play your cards right and I got something you can polish
I tried to come and get my hooves polished but some very stern people attacked me non stop.
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What Is It about hooves people are Into?
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I’d like to check out the shop sometime. /moo 
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And if I were to bring in a pair of hooves with legs still attached that I… erm… found, could I still get them polished?
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OP didn’t clarify beyond female and Draenei. Didn’t even mention the legs had to be attached to anything, living or dead, or even be from the same living or dead being.
In that case, I wonder if I can get a bulk discount.
Yes, if ye know where to look.
Real talk. When are hooved races going to get customizations for their hooves? Those things can be painted yah know
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I really laughed too hard at this.
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