I think this is one of those.
THERE IS A SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
DEEP IN MY SOUL SOUL
HES LAID THERE FOR YEARS YEARS
HE JUST WONT LET GO
HES LAYIN AROUND
HES GOT A MEAN BITE!
NOW HES READY TO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
AND STAND UP FOR WHAT HE KNOOOOOOOOOOOOWS
I DONT NEED YOUR TROPHIES OR YOUR GOLD
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ALL
we need worgen tails
Except Worgen have never had tails, there is no lore reasoning behind it, concept art which contained them having tails was specifically altered for them to no longer have tails, and Worgen have no reason to randomly sprout them beyond people wanting them.
It’s fine. Relax.
Have you ever tried running on 4 legs without a tail?! There’s no balance!
I like to think the main reason they don’t have tails is that on vanilla graphics it would’ve looked like a pinecone on their rear. Werewolves should have tails.
I deeply support this.
And most werewolves in most forms of media do not have tails. It is far more common for them to not have a tail than it is for them to. A quick google search can confirm that, and I know it can cause I just did it.
I’m reminded of a line from cousin Eddy in “National Lampoon’s Vacation”:
“I don’t know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself.”
Oh i bet, whats next, clipping our ears?! Wait are our ears clipped?
They did. They clipped our ears!
Worgen are oppressed.
stares at her lame tailless rear end and sighs
GIVE US TAILS
YOU DONT HAVE ANY!
Worgen, Panda and Goblin got the short end of the customizations. It’s a shame.
Pandaren get long tails and Red Pandas aren’t even real pandas.
red pandas are a fun joke to add
Worgen just seemingly randomly asked for it one day
I can get behind this.
I’ll subscribe to this.
Give Worgen Tails.
Worgens dont need tails. Thats a vulpera trait.
But they could have tails and it would be pretty sweet.
I like it better than Tuna Helper.
This is what I was thinking.