Remember to take a moment to stop and smell the shrimp. Assuming you’re not allergic, that is.
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And assuming the shrimp aren’t radioactive.
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And here I thought Shrimp Sunday was for goblins, gnomes, and vulpera
“Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That’s about it”
-Bubba from Forest Gump
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Do I eat the shrimp? Or just sniff it?
Radioactive shrimp from walmart
Radioactive shrimp from walmart
One bite made me glow in the dark
Oh, oh oh oh oooh
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Gotta get that iconic shrimp glow
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Kroger too and those are just the vendors who we know about. These companies need to stop getting their shrimp from people who farm them in radioactive wastewater.
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The radioactivity was not from where they fished, it was from inside the plant on land.
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That adds a wonderful tanginess to the shrimp.
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So I take it tall and large people shouldn’t post then?
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Too off-topic even for sunday.
Either way, they should find another source. Also, that is even more concerning, how do you have a source of radiation that strong in a food processing plant. I know in parts of Europe and other places they irradiate meat to kill bacteria, so I guess it could have been a device that horribly malfunctioned, or was not maintained well.
Or maybe the food companies are just not held to a consistent high standard.
Last week I bought a salad with bugs in it!
Did some one say…SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP?!
LET ME HAVE THEM, I MUST COUMSUE SHIRMP SHIRMP SHIRMP SHRIMP SHIRMP!!!
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True, like many companies they care more about showing profits for the shareholders rather than quality.
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Nah, being big and tall means you can fit more shrimp in you.
Bet you’re looking like this right now
But that’s okay, so am I.
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Nah Shrimp to me like this: *https://youtu.be/XeeVno8lUTk
I’m to DC snowflame but more goofball level ahem:
SHIRMP IS THE GOD FINGER TO GIVE TO HIS CHILD FOR WITH ONE SHIRMP I DELIVOR AS I AM THE VOID OF THE SHIRMP, I AM THE DIMENSIUS, FOR THE I AM THE ALL-DEVOURING OF SHIRMPS!!!
TO DENY ME A SINGLE SHIRMP IS DENY ME SHIMP IS TO LOVE OF LORD!!!
Shrimp are just ocean bugs.
And we eat them!
