I’ve done far too much for this planet to just be “Phlynch”
Even Shado-master Phlynch only tells one arc of a much longer tale of glory.
From this moment on I demand to be referred to as:
“Conservationist” Ambassador Architect Artisan Assistant Professor Blood Champion Captain Inquisitor Loremaster Lumberjack Peacekeeper Predator Prelate Shado master Shadowblade Stable Master Starcaller Talon King Twilight Vanquisher Phlynch. Avenger of Hyjal, Defender of a Shattered World, Destroyer’s End, Jenkins, Sword of Wrynn, Veteran of the Fourth War, of the Nightfall, The Astral Walker, The Comandojack, The Explorer, The Fabulous, The Gullible, The Kingslayer, The Patient, The Seeker, The Tranquil Master, and The Wakener.
Anything shorter than that is an insult to my greatness.
PS: What would your name be if people treated you with the respect you deserve?
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(gives Phlynch a cookie and a gold star)
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I don’t ask for respect anywhere, not here in a game, nor in the real world. Those that demand respect are usually unworthy of it and thus the demand 
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The denziens of Azeroth know who their heroes are. Thats us the players. Blizzard calling us champions tbh is not enough credit. 
It’s a fine name to be sure.
For a peasant.
Surely a skilled soldier such as yourself has earned titles worth bragging about.
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You’ll need a wrap around screen for that name and title combo.
I get called Paladina on all my toons, so maybe Paladina should be the title.
That would mean I would be Paladina the Paladina!
I love it! 
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The story of this game went to garbage once they decided to make us special high ranking people in it. Was far better from a story telling perspective when we were just random nobodies.
I just got by nippys of the nightfall or something
Just plain Aruk is fine. Too many titles walking around.
For what it’s worth, I work the same in real life, too. Unless it’s Clark - that guy better call me Doctor Aruk.
best title ever, you win the internet
My title would be “Damnit my bags are full”
or "Why did I fly here "
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Most denizens of Azeroth know better than to use my name.
I am so great that I think others don’t deserve to even see my name.
I demand an option to hide my name from everyone.
The NPCs should refer to me as the One Who Cannot Be Named to show some respect.
I am Margi the NPC slave.
You may call me whatever you like