It Won't Happen

I totally won’t open the Winter Veil gifts on December 25th and find a sleigh mount.

Nope. That could never happen.

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Sadly they already datamined 2024’s gift, it’s a box of puntables. Every year Blizzard…EVERY YEAR.

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Correct! :dracthyr_nod:

Y’know what, next year I’m writing to Satan for a sleigh mount…

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Unfortunately, he’s in jail for stabbing a baby planet.

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Damn bro

/10 char

Wouldn’t that be a slay mount?

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Yessssssss! gets a sleigh version of the Warlock carriage in Mage District

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I miss keeping little used alts mounted on their Hallow’s End brooms (They didn’t vanish until you dismounted, no matter how long.) and flying around on Christmas morning, telling people I’d gotten it from Greatfather Winter.

“You didn’t get the Quivering Gift? Must be a bug!”

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You might be more likely to get a Slay Mount from Satan…

You’re nine minutes late for that joke.

I wasleight?

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Slayer of Rides

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Also my kids wrote to Sargeras for a puppy:

You’ll never get a mount because Santa understands that a pet is a financial and emotional burden that people choose for themselves, not one you inflict on others as a present.

A reskinned Wildseed Cradle, oh whoopee. Yay.