If I am undead, and I am no longer breathing, how am I speaking aloud among my peers.
Visible confusion
You no longer -need- to breath. But, if you can move your arms, you can move your chest in and out. You -can- breath. You just don’t -need- to.
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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Because you are loved amongst your peers. But good lord you might need a breath mint. I have doublemint, spearmint, hubba bubba…I also have some aloe lotion which might help there if you’re trying to be social.
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It’s not a need to breathe that causes the consternation for me because you CAN breathe even if you don’t NEED to…but some o’ y’all ain’t got lungs anymore.
This presents the primary issue.
HEY KIDS! WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY?
Chuckles
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I’m sorry but quoting Queen lyrics will not help you. You really need a comb.
No I don’t.
I will overcomb.
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You are undead aka not dead which means you are living to some degree, just not in the same way as the living, but there also those who are living that can be, to some extent, undead because there are various definitions and perceptions of what constitutes as being alive.
In other words, you just need a bath.
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you can always use sign language until your fingers fall off.
Look a bath is nice and all.
However, one cannot remove the stench of corpse and formaldehyde in the hot summer sun. Also, I wear leather.
Welcome to funky town.
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Ok you are not Keifer Sutherland and this is not Stand By Me. If you want to look presentable get a suit and ignore Furrfist because he’s a panda and doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
If you want my advice, get some Colgate and brush your damn teeth and figure out how to wear a tie.
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No U.
Everyone is just dying to see me in a suit. Well the only one they’ll get is my birthday suit. Which admittedly, is drafty in all the wrong places.
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I personally want to know the explanation for this old NPC that was a forsaken turned worgen
Maybe he was ground zero of the virus? Mutations tend to weaken the original strand over time.
lol. well not quite.
How are you still speaking though? Do your hands know which finger is hitting which button? Do you even have fingertips? Nerve endings?
No, but then again. I’m no scholar. However, I do still have a copious amount of belly button lint, for some reason.
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Look here good sir, you are the one who started this thread asking for advice. If you want to reject it that is upon you. The only person here who is dying to see you in a suit is you.
Because you’re undead and …wanting to see yourself in a suit, you’re dying to see that. Because you’re undead and sort of …dying to see yourself in a suit…YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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You have a belly button still? Do you have more than one somehow?
I take solace in one simple revelation. You’re all going to join me soon.
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