It is said: Wise man do not poke bear

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Are you spoiling for a fight? You move like a pregnant yak! Your so-called Kung Fu is really quite pathetic. Your swordsmanship is amateur at best! So my pathetic friend… is there anything that you can do well?! I knew it! All you are good at is ordering food at restaurants and spending your guild’s money. Get out of my sight!

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Wish I gave those quotes when people poked me too much too.
DND Messages are the closest we’ll ever get i suppose.
Edit: Before anyone gets offended / something, https://wow.gamepedia.com/NPC_quotes

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pokes repeatedly out of boredom

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What am I reading…

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/pokes panda belly and giggles as the fat ripples

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/wraps stick with bacon weave.
/poke poke poke a roo

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Ah, the Quote was redundant since the box of the link contains it.

The reviews of some modern martial arts films, such as Ip Man 2 ,[5] still evoke the “my kung fu is stronger than yours” trope. Two trophies in the 2011 video game Mortal Kombat are called My Kung Fu Is Strong and My Kung Fu Is Stronger.[[6]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_kung_fu_is_stronger_than_yours#cite_note-6

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Ahh, thank-you.
So it’s Poking a bear I shouldn’t do?
And all this time I’ve been sadly refraining from porking* one.

*as in salting them to turn them into bacon - just in case anyone misunderstands the Aussie lingo.

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So… you like to play games? I will you teach you my favorite Pandaren game to play. It is called “Touch me again and I will kick your face”. It is a fun game… because I always win."

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poke…poke…poke,poke,poke…poke

oh and before I forget…poke

For Gnomeregan!

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Can I poke them with bullets from 30 yards away?

Poke(bang), poke(bang).

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“It is said, ‘if you can’t beat them join them.’ I say, ‘if you can not beat them, beat them. Because they would expect you to join them therefore you will have the element of surprise’.”

Still one of my favorite panda jokes.

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I am too old for this. I have trained my entire life to keep my emotions in check, but then you come along, with your poking, and your prodding! … Inner calm… must maintain inner calm…

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Forgive me, but what is “poking” in this context (if it can be called context)?

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You can poke me all you want!

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Spam clicking/selection on npcs, which will trigger voice lines, usually generic voice lines for generic npcs.

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Thank you. :slight_smile:

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Turns Chihao into a tree and rolls him down a hill into a lake

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Is that cat stuffing it’s paw in it’s mouth?

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Have you ever been in the middle of doing something and suddenly you wonder, ‘Am I really this bored?’

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/looks at self

What will I do for a job then?

:scream::money_with_wings::no_entry_sign::money_with_wings::no_entry_sign::money_with_wings: