How MANY ALES ARE YE ABOUT TO GUZZLE DOWN YER MUZZLE LADS?
Got some nice I.P.A ready after I get home from dinner.
drinking wont bring back your tree
That was cold Iceacid!
I chortled though, I’m no angel either 
Guinness is on the menu when I get out of here.
looks at the clock longingly
H
Why wait for friday? Wine erreday.
Should I inform the OP that he’s not actually a Dwarf?
Naww. Let him dream dreams.

H
Can’t wait to turn it up
Have a nice bottle of Tripel I bought last week
Here’s to you
Cheers good sir!
H
Aye craft beer and pale ale for me. Country brewed types are the best (Fifty Lashes and Little Creatures).
I have a delightful local Oktoberfest beer and a chocolate stout with my name on it!
Zero because I gave up drinking when I left the Navy.
I kinda over did it back then. 
Yer liver will thank you. 
Nice!
I’ve chosen sobriety for the last 2 and a half months and made a minor goal that if I was to drop at least 20 pounds, I would treat myself to a 4 pack.
Hit the gym today and ended up 22 down.

Small celebration but a goal met nonetheless.
H
All things in moderation.
Including moderation.
Enjoy the 4-pack.
Thanks. Going to make it last all weekend.
Then back to getting after it at 0500 Monday morning.
H
Can’t drink a drop of the old ale. I’m on call for emergencies this weekend.
Someone will have to have a pint for me.
Gotcha covered and thanks for doing what you do.
H
YOU CAN’T JUST CALL DIBS LIKE THAT, HANSE!
jeez…