I’m saddened at your take on one of the greatest pizzas ever made.
So during this week of celebrating one of the greatest culinary creations of the ages, I hand you a slice from a local pizza joint made with love and real ingredients to enjoy and change your mind!
Any pizza outside of the Tri-State area is fake pizza. You’ve been brainwashed to think abominations like pineapple on pizza is good because you’ve never had good pizza to begin with.
Yes. I hope the Pineapple Elemental Lords correct this outrageous affront.
Lies good person. I’ve been to New York and had their delectable, greasy, plate sized slices of cheese pizza! Just not their pineapple pizza because they do give you some odd looks if ask for it.
funny take considering where real pizza comes from, italy, people there consider all US pizza abominations
People that put pineapple on pizza first in gulag.
Excuse me while I embrace this bucket…
That pizza is an abomination and must be destroy.
I’d prefer pizza without that, but people have insisted that I must enjoy pineapple pizza on occasion, and so I do
But then you want have anyone to make pizzas. You’re advocating for the extinction of pizza! 
Double Anchovies, extra toasted, and delivered from the furthest store that will come to you. Your welcome driver, enjoy the aroma!
Blizzard had the correct answer when they put that in game… Pineapple on pizza is disgusting… you should hear what I think about the people who eat it.
I always say, “if it isn’t from NY, it isn’t pizza.” And no, upstate doesn’t count.
Pineapple is too healthy, I like pickle peices on my pizza.
Not sure, but I don’t think my local place even offers pineapple as a topping; that or I just never noticed. I generally only get bacon these days, sometimes pepperoni on one half or occasionally sausage.
I bet you don’t do the same for pineapple upside down cake.
How can you be so cruel to the pineapple!
We are lovers of what is unique and tasty!
Our local place has pineapple as a choice but not anchovies. Heck, I don’t even think
Pizza Hut or Little Caesar’s offer anchovies either.
Not exactly my train of thought… If you do a 180 you might get it…
Love me some pineapple upside down cake. Would rather eat an old shoe than pineapple pizza.
Then we’d be boring and bland. Yeah, I can see why people wouldn’t want to hang with us if we where boring and bland.
Matpat? Is that you? Can’t wait for your Food Theory then on eating that shoe instead of a delectable slice of pizza.