But im not ugly 
My mom said so
Five being considered the worst is not a hot tank it’s the coldest take ever. You should wear mittens.
And moms are always right*
*sometimes
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My company spent the meeting preaching about wanting to nurture and grow the company culture. MFr who the flying rats rump gives a crap about a work culture. Jobs are life sucking necessities that i do to survive. I want money. I don’t care that jill just had a kid. I don’t care about talking to Robert about his golf game. I DO.NOT.CARE.
What even is a company culture?
The only saving grace about this is that I could probably get an exception to WFH. However the boss above me is OOO until the 22nd so gf luck to me.
It’s the new fancy word for “Team Work”. You know, the thing where you and the other employees work harmoniously together so the boss can sit comfortably on the top.
Also, I’ve always been creeped out when upper management gets buddy buddy. It either meant they wanted squeeze out more work but no change in pay or getting ready to nuke us from above with bad news.
Employers want to see if you a good fit for their company, which means how you will help the external brand and marketing of the company.
There are some industries where you shouldn’t be in it for the money alone
You mean employers want to make sure you’ll be a good little worker bee and not ask questions management isn’t prepared to answer.
I’ve worked there almost 2 years, I’m always near #1-3 in my team. I’ve been a good fit for awhile. I work in Banking. There is legit nothing i do that would require me to be in an office setting.
El Jefe (a.k.a. Ash Williams) would take 'em both out!
Oh yeah! Tarman got him. “More Brains!”
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I seriously think that Bob Ross is a serial killer. And the paintings are where he hid the bodies.
Jason watches Ring girl VHS tape.
7 days later…
Who wins?
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The Djinn from Wishmaster, would eat them all for lunch
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Ring girl, Sauron, Hellraiser, Freddy, Slenderman, Pyramid Head, Lawnmower man, and Sam Neill from Event Horizon are trapped in the CUBE.
Who gets out?
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Not as crazy as this one
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But they’d have to make a wish first. And has anyone ever heard them speak? With the exception of Freddy of course. And even then the Djinn would probably need to be asleep to meet Freddy which would probably leave him at Freddy’s mercy.
Stephen King supposedly said he liked the movie ending over the book.
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Which Kultiran set is that in the gif?
It’s not about what Jason “thinks” (or doesn’t, since he’s a mindless revenant driven only by rage), but what Freddy can make him “feel” with his nightmare powers, which in this case is reliving his own death.
It doesn’t have to make sense, it’s a nightmare. Like when you’re going to fail an exam you never studied for in a class you didn’t attend… because you’re not in school and haven’t been enrolled for the better part of a decade.
On this October Friday the 13th I must ask those who grew up in the 90s
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