Original goat girls, best goat girls.
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I feel that Turalyon is too deep in “Lawful Boring” territory to even consider such an option.
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Man, the desire of WoW writers to have a big number for the passage of years in that Turalyon / Alleria story struck me as so juvenile.
There was enough normal dramatic tension with the mere idea that we hadn’t seen Turalyon for like 20 years. But no, the WoW writers were like, “Guys, what if he’s actually been fighting for a THOUSAND YEARS, cause of time anomaly, and also didn’t age, cause of some mystery Light magic that no one will talk about again?”
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Is it possible that they may have leaked a home movie on the internet? 
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Also, people need to cut Turalyon a break. When he married Alleria, he assumed “till death to us part” was going to last as long as a human life span. Dude’s marital contract got unexpectedly extended to ten times (or more) the normal human length.
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He was supposed to be this mighty pull no punches Horde fighting Paladin and when Burning Crusade was announced there was hope he’d be there and ready to keep fighting the Horde.
Well he wasn’t and when we did find him in Legion he accepted the Horde, the players at least, and may have been overly devoted to a Naaru, or just getting some high of the Light.
Now, until new expansion, he’s playing proxy human leader and a seat warmer.
The waggle is… persuasive…
Oh, you mean Liadrin? Guess you’re right.
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There is no way those two will be in the same zone let alone room together.
I’d say go check it out in the National Enquirer but they seem to have gotten themselves into a mud slinging fight in New York.
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He got sucked into the Nether, time over there is weird, he has been there for 1000 years. I assure you, he is not all there.
But what’s unacceptable about Turalyom growing into being a mega-chad leader who understands it would be senseless to ignite old aggressions without reason?
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Please no… we don’t need more Elves playing arm candy to the overbearing Human Potential™. Besides, looking back at the hostilities during the Arathi Warfront, I doubt Liadrin is all that interested.
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I hope not. Adultery is cringe.
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Frateranization within the ranks is means for dismissal, I’d say.
Anyway the grestest living Alliance paladin and the greatest living Horde paladin meeting to discuss a magical light-voice-phenomenon isn’t so very strange.
They probably doin it tho.
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I don’t think it’s a “fetish,” I just think he’s a zealot.
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But like when is he overtly a zealot? Outside of being mad at Illadin briefly for destroying the Army of Light’s leader, he’s not exactly uncompromising.
He still works with opposing forces to his own and to great effect
Liadrin x Yrel. Discuss.
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Also unpossible.
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Because people wanted him to be like he was before hooking up with Xe’ra and the Lightforged Army, the Alliance Paladin heck bent on wiping out us Horde. Not a leader who realizes the importance of working together against a bigger threat while possible blinded by the Light.
Anyone who thought Blizzard would finally write the Alliance as the aggressive faction for once were just kidding themselves. That was never going to happen. The Alliance has to be the Lawful Stupid faction and the Horde must be either the irrelevant or the Stupid Evil faction. And since they’ve been clear that they’re moving away from the faction war plot starting in DF, get ready for team red to be irrelevant for most of the narrative going forward.
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