Yeah I guess.
I can see how maybe Sheldon’s entire inventory getting stolen would be a lot funnier than just his gold.
I just hope Glen was ok.
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The fact that your funny post here got flagged is confirmation of the juvenile mindset of some on this forum.
pathetic, lmao
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As much as I am against this…
As a male…
And married…
WAIT HIM TO GO SLEEP AND GET IT ALL.
As a husband myself I can tell you he will not be mad for a long time if you play your cards right.
We are man, we are simple creatures.
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“Is your SO hoarding Tenders and not using them to buy you things? If so call the law firm of Dewey Cheatem and Howe and we’ll help you get what you deserve.”
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“It’s my tenders and I need them NOW!”
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Call 877 TENDERSNOW.
OP forgot to add the “/s” at the end, now the mouthbreathers and snowflakes don’t realize it’s a joke.
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if theyre that dense maybe they should take some classes in the language they speak. lol
Sounds like my wife. She is very strategic with her trading post purchases, where most months I am like a kid in a candy store.
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Courts have long held that certain rights are transferrable, including rights of access.
Under the principle of equivalency, when a product or service has been offered under two different schemes of payment, that offering establishes an equivalency between the two schemes as well as any related schemes. In this case the schemes are tenders, cash, and gold.
Trust me when I say these things. I’ve worked on stuff like this for over 19.
Minutes.
Amande D. H. Esquire
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Well maybe its a good thing and will get Blizz’s attention. Then we’ll have access to the rest of our rightful tenders by law! 
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You are so super cereal!
Continue your hunt for Manbearpig, i am sure you will find it.
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My husband asked me to read him the overnight responses to this thread. When I told him my post got flagged he was so happy and was all “at least somebody is defending my honor while the rest of them just tell you how to take my sh!!t” 
BTW we are dying at all the hillarious responses. Sometimes GD forums are amazing! Don’t worry, I give him WoW gold because I’m the WoW gold maker. All he cares about is M+ and raids. So it would an equitable redistribution of assets. 
And he helped me do enough activites to earn over the 300 tenders I needed for my Sylvanas outfit. I think I’ll keep him! (at least until I get my hands on his precious delicious 5k tenders. but he hasn’t earned all his 1k yet for this month. its ok i can wait…)
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but then what will he dip in his dipping sauce?
Why was this flagged? I swear people have no sense of humor anymore.
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With the way some folks have been on these forums, occasionally it might be hard to tell if someone is actually joking or not.
There have been a few where one might be sure a post is in jest, then find out as the thread progresses that it actually wasn’t.
That’s just been my experience; Your mileage may vary.
Nice to see this one WAS a joke. I imagine it was flagged by some folks who thought it might be inappropriate.
(I was NOT one of those, I just logged into the forums a few minutes ago.)
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This really shows the flaw of tenders. And I’ve bounced back and forth between these two phases. You either just don’t buy anything or you simply don’t have enough tenders.
This month I bought a staff with a raven on top. Immediate buyer’s remorse. It was 600. I could have had the zebra for less.
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I think that staff is going to be my holdback for this month. I love it!
But it’s the price of a mount. That’s insane.
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