Is The Jailer Sylvanas' Boyfriend?

Maybe he is poly.

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poly is just a fancy way to say man who can’t commit

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Sugardaddy. The word you’re looking for on the Jailer’s relationship with Sylvanas is “Sugardaddy”.

Another description would be “The guy Sylvanas keeps reassuring Nathanos he doesn’t have to worry about (even though he most certainly does)”.

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Well, she can be very “possessive.”

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Was* her BF, maybe.

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Are we sure he isnt just a bigger simp than Nate?

Just look at him bro. That dude is NOT a simp by any stretch. Plus a simp could never steal someones girl like this… which is what he looks to be doing.

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We never know until we get there, but I’d be willing to bet that it will be Sylvanas who turns out to be the simp.

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Some of those “others” may be in the writing room, and they feel very strongly about it indeed…

…because of course the writers of this game are very passionate about it, and for no other reason.

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Sylvanas and Zovaal, sitting in the Maw

Trying to K-I-S-S all day long

First comes life

Then comes death

Then comes Bolvar to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN

Cute, but you spelled T-Y-R-A-N-D-E wrong in the last verse.

We’ve seen Bolvar’s attempt to smash Sylvie’s head in. The dude doesn’t have what it takes.

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Ok, but if Tyrande can’t even kill Sylvanas’ fanboy empowered by one of sylvanas’ floating henchwomen how could tyrande hope to kill sylvanas herself?

Are we meant to believe that the Valkyr are more powerful than Sylvanas?

Sisters three, trust in limbo
Void, death, and the widow.
Drawn into the savage fray,
Aghast, with roles to play.
None knew more than she!
The old evils were set free!
Betrayer, she our leader maternal
Now, consorts jailer of night eternal.

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Tyrande doesn’t have a hammer though

More poetry

Nah you’ve all got it wrong. It won’t be Bolvar or Tyrande, it will be Vol’jin slicing her neck from her shoulders.

Just to keep up the pattern of former warchiefs defeating former warchiefs.

Clearly Sylvanas is trying to build herself a harem.

Time to break the chain

Blizzard break chains?

lol

That she’s not capable of that kind of bonding. That she would never permit herself to be dependent on anyone.