Is Bolvar's skull hammer named yet?

My rp group named it “Maldrust, fist of the fallen” but I’m curious to know if it’s already named. That beauty needs a name of her own!

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I just call it Bolvar hammer. Even if it has a name I’m still calling it Bolvar hammer.

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‘Maldrust, Fist of the Macguffin’ is more apt i think.

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BOB. It’s name is BOB.

:cookie:

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Baldrust, Bist of the Bacguffin?

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Dragon Butt Scratcher! I heard he bought it from a Gryphon.

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Beat me too it. That was the first name that popped into my head too.

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it did 0 damage in it’s first and last fight though

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I think this is where “headcanon” comes from.

I propose we call it the Modern Abstract Art Hammer, because it’s flashy but serves no purpose, seeing how he got his behind kicked.

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can’t be a macguffin if it’s not strong enough to let him even touch sylv.

the hammer looks plenty cool, and we don’t know what it’s called yet. but he should have been given shadowmourne. shadowmourne was too big to just disappear.

Perhaps, but how cheesy can we make that name?
Shall we rattle off a few random ones?

  • Smashbang, Tenderizer of the Damned
  • Crunchimus the Icebreaker
  • Facesmash the Skull-headed Hammer
  • Biggenheavy, Misser of Tiny Elven Women
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For the Sylvanas cinematic.

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It’s called Slowmourne. It’s far more powerful than Frostmourne, but nobody knows for sure because it always misses its target.

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Bolvar had maxed-out one-handed swords from wrath, but he never worked to improve his two-handed mace skill. We saw how important it is to keep current with your chosen weapon.

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Its either Flamemourne or hotmourne or notmourne. Or Hammourne maybe smashmourne

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Smashy McHammer Face, if you read the book you’d know that.

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Maybe “Less-is-Mourne”? The less we know, the more we mourn.

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I would probably call it the “Maul of the Damned” or something along those lines, but I’m sure there’s an official name for it in the works.

I’m calling it Flamemorne until it has an official name.

It fits the pattern of other DK weapon names and isn’t half as pretentious as that nonsense you came up with.

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