Who would it be?
The handsome wizard who the guard should be arresting.
Make sure to not tell the wizard any secrets. That would just be embarrassing
You know, I’m still curious who we were collecting coins for him for. That’s a secret I wish he’d tell.
Mad Duke Theotar.
Leeroy Jenkins
Chen Stormstout.
Oh that’s a good one actually. But I imagine he’d be completely lost and treat it like a Google search box instead of a chat. Hilarity ensues.
I’m so old I had to look up these apps. I barely use IM and the next more used is Discord.
Jaraxxus. Because he’s an eredar lord of a trifling gnome.
Yrel. I miss her.
If I get to choose, it’s not random
Sorry, champ, they had to stomp all over her character development and turn her into a two dimensional Light extremist (because muh both sides lol) so that they could badly implement dream orcs from an imaginary dream world into the Horde, even though there are plenty of living, breathing Mag’har orcs right there in real, actual Outland that are still alive.
The spirit healer at the graveyard, she never tells secrets.
The Onion farmer from Viva La Dirt League.
I don’t have either of those thingies.
Bad enough I keep Facebook on my phone, which I may get rid of.