Recently, on this very forum, I came across one of the most bewildering insults I've seen in a long time: wherein a person was name-calling others who didn't agree with their ideology an "NPC" in an effort to dehumanize them.
So I thought: let's hear youse guys come up with some creative insults that aren't completely insane.
The rules are:
1. Don't insult anyone specific. Let's just hear the creative insults themselves.
2. If you're quoting someone else and did not come up with the insult yourself, please give credit to the source.
3. No profanity, obviously. Before posting you can click the "preview" button to see if the forum filters have replaced any of your words with @$%^@$!
4. My mother doesn't smell of elderberries.
WoW-related insults are preferred but not mandatory. Anyhoo, let's see whatcha got.
X person is so ugly, even Yogg Saron asked them to wear a paper bag on their head.
X's mother is so fat her flying mount is Dalaran.
X's mother is so fat, her gravitational pull made the Genedar, Exodar, Xenedar and Vindicaar all crash into her.
X was the hollaback girl lined up behind Princess Theradras.
X's mother is so old and fat, she WAS the first Duumvirate.
My personal favorite:
Your mamma's so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
WoW related:
How did the Orcs get Blood Elves and Forsaken to join the Horde?
They're good at building roads, ask the Draenei.
Your momma's so fat people think she's a world boss when she goes outside.
Your mamma's so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
WoW related:
How did the Orcs get Blood Elves and Forsaken to join the Horde?
They're good at building roads, ask the Draenei.
Your momma's so fat people think she's a world boss when she goes outside.
you hunt street bats
You son of a lich!
I’m not saying you’re fat but whenever I cast Levitate somehow it says you’re immune.
10/28/2018 09:43 AMPosted by LayamWoW related:
How did the Orcs get Blood Elves and Forsaken to join the Horde?
They're good at building roads, ask the Draenei.
Internal screaming
That was horrible but at the same time I loved it.
npc thread
I love how so many of you went straight for the mama insults like
https://youtu.be/3zspHbAk4Og
https://youtu.be/3zspHbAk4Og
10/28/2018 10:39 AMPosted by Balghurnpc thread
Oh c'mon, you can do better than that.
Stretch your creative muscles. Think for yourself. Come up with something that isn't parroting something you heard someone else say.
You can do it!
10/28/2018 11:05 AMPosted by MorrowveilStretch your creative muscles. Think for yourself. Come up with something that isn't parroting something you heard someone else say.
morrow i dont want to stop you but let me just say that this thread is epic & i respect ur decision
10/28/2018 11:14 AMPosted by Balghur10/28/2018 11:05 AMPosted by MorrowveilStretch your creative muscles. Think for yourself. Come up with something that isn't parroting something you heard someone else say.
morrow i dont want to stop you but let me just say that this thread is epic & i respect ur decision
https://youtu.be/LXnjwPpeiYE?t=190
It's not the Horde's fault the Night Elves decided to build their city on one of Gondor's beacons.
The Lightforged are just new technology, self-illuminating roads are the way of the future!
Your mom's so fat my Enveloping mist gave her her own atmosphere, after it OOMed me.
I thought I queued into a soccer game once, turns out it was a regular BG full of Gnomes.
I got kicked out of Thunder Bluff the other day. It was an honest mistake though, I got turned around on my way to Texas Roadhouse.
The orcs need to chill out, there is more to life than "victory or death". Take up knitting, learn to tie your shoes, or, get shoes.
The Lightforged are just new technology, self-illuminating roads are the way of the future!
Your mom's so fat my Enveloping mist gave her her own atmosphere, after it OOMed me.
I thought I queued into a soccer game once, turns out it was a regular BG full of Gnomes.
I got kicked out of Thunder Bluff the other day. It was an honest mistake though, I got turned around on my way to Texas Roadhouse.
The orcs need to chill out, there is more to life than "victory or death". Take up knitting, learn to tie your shoes, or, get shoes.
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10/28/2018 11:32 AMPosted by Morrowveil
https://youtu.be/LXnjwPpeiYE?t=190
ok now this is an epic show what its name??
10/28/2018 11:40 AMPosted by Balghur10/28/2018 11:32 AMPosted by Morrowveil
https://youtu.be/LXnjwPpeiYE?t=190
ok now this is an epic show what its name??
TROLLS: The Beat Goes On!
Based on the Dreamworks movie Trolls, which itself is based on a weird phenomenon of little plastic toy trolls with fluffy hair that have been around since like, the 60's or something.
There's a character in there named Branch who's a survivalist (in the movie voiced by Justin Timberlake) and he really reminds me of myself for some reason. Maybe it's the paranoia...
That person's personality is not entirely pleasant and I don't particularly care for their company. Pardon my bluntness.