In WoW, Never have I ever:

Kissed two night elves at the same time.

How about you?

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Given up on playing my paladin.

Danced on a mail box. The post master might get mad and start mailing me useless grey items as punishment.

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Felt like unsubbing so early in an expac.

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Figured out exactly what killed me in the first place.

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This is really important… I’m going to need you to figure it out!

I actually do have a bit of a backstory cooked up in my head, because I’ve been playing this guy for 14 years and frankly it was inevitable.

I figure that in life, he was an aspiring mage from Lorderon, training in Dalaran. When news of the plague back home hit, he rushed back to help. Somewhere in the process, he got the plague and croaked. When he came back as undead, it twisted his love of knowledge into a lust for power. He came to see mages as weak and cowardly for avoiding fel magic, and grew to hate Dalaran for hiding out during the plague instead of helping like he tried to.

So, yeah, don’t have an exact “he died of ____ at _____”, but I know why he became a warlock and hates mages!

And yes, I’ve cooked up this kind of thing for all my undead toons. I have no life (heh).

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seen so many frivolous thread about kissing

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It’s kind of creepy.

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Wanted to play an Alliance character more than a Horde character

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bear humped everyone’s leg. Wait…

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Raided mythic content

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Threw a temper tantrum because something in the game didn’t go my way.

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Maybe King Varian discovered you’re Anduins Dad and he then took you for a spot of hunting in a isolated part of Lordaeron and the next thing you know it, you’re a walking corpse…

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Of course you haven’t kissed two elves at the same time. You’d need two mouths. Or a really big one I guess.

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Wow, that is eerily detailed. :wink:

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Not wanted to punt a Gnome.

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Changed the skin color on my main. Now I’m considering changing the entire race.
Changed my main’s name. That’s still not going to change.
Kerguelen for life.

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kissed too many blood elf women

Go on… :thinking::kissing_heart::smiling_face_with_three_hearts: