A truth that will hurt a lot of people.
All elves are ultimately night elves.
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No. All elves are ultimately trolls.
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So all elves are forum posters?
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Night Elves are hotter anyways.
lmao.
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lol haha
Yep.
I saw this thread and immediately came to write this — I’m glad someone got here quick enough to make it the first reply 
lol
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Tbh something I find funnier to point out is void elves are blood elves and both are high elves under different branding
I love me some chaos on a sunday.
Queen Azshara is going to force elves to face a lot of truths when she shows up in Midnight and claims what belongs to her.
Meh, won’t hurt me any, I don’t play them.
The only good elf is a BBQed elf
And Goblins will always be inferior to Gnomes.
Muhahahahahahahahahaha…
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It would be virtually impossible for Blood Elves to lose an artillery battle while holding the high ground. Especially if the weapons were catapults. Night elves have had planets growing out of their ears for so long there is no end to how dumb they can be facing any situation.
Unpossible.
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Are all elves technically elementals since they come from trolls who came from elementals?
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Beat me to it, dammit.
But it’s still true. The only playable races that are genuine, OG Azerothians are Tauren, Trolls, and maybe Vulpera. Everyone else is from somewhere else (Orcs, Draenei), are mutations (Elves of all kinds, Goblins) or are the result of Titan shenanigans (everyone else).
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They didn’t?
At the heart of ancient Kalimdor lay the Well of Eternity, an enormous lake filled with powerful energies. The Well accelerated the cycles of growth and rebirth on the primordial continent, and soon sentient life forms arose from the wilds. The trolls were among the first and most prolific.[4]
Yea, the primordial continent, since Azeroth was all elemental stuff before that
The long play
No? It was a planet full of life that just evolved after the Titans ordered it.