Will you marry me?
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Got to at least buy me coffee first.
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Depends what kind of dowry your parents are putting up
Ah, yes.
Picks up dirt and puts it in a cup with water.
Here you go. Fresh.
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My hubby may have an issue with a mechanical guy in our bed.
He not that kind of Orc.
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That depends on a lot.
What’s your health insurance, 401k and retirement portfolio look like? When does the service warranty expire on those parts of yours? Can I buy upgrades without your consent? What kind of metal are you forged from? I’m allergic to anything with nickel. What’s the psi on your lift capabilities? Do you like traditional or synthetic oil?
There’s tons of details, but that’s a start.
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Jalanili, when did you go druid?!? Floofy bear is gonna floof.
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Which one of you used necromantic magic to resurrect the mechagnome? You can’t bring back these things, the organic bits have been decomposing into the mechanical bits and now his brain is broken.
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that’s my bad, i brought him back cuz i thought he might know where i left my sammich
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Can you out-wrestle me? 
Sorry hun, I’m taken.
I’m afraid not. My wife would object most strenuously.
You can, with creative use of WD-40, duct tape, and jumper cables.
how much gold you got?