Imagine, you’re a 35-40 year old NEET Arena booster and Arena is finally dead

You’ve spent the past 10-15 years when you should’ve been building a career playing WoW PvP 14 hours a day, you lack the charisma and marketing skills to be a successful streamer like Pikaboo (who makes 20 grand a month and could probably coast forever after Wow is over)
Even midrange streamers like Supatease would probably be screwed

What are these basement dwellers going to do? This is probably imminent in the next couple of years. If you’re reading this and this is you, take my advice and apply to welding school or something.

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I see the same people rmting glad every season so I don’t imagine things are gonna change? Ever? :dracthyr_shrug:

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ego death into reinvention of the self

they should become a r1 booster IRL

I don’t know if it’s because I was young when I initially started playing wow PVP but I feel like I learned quite a few things that apply to real life, including business. I actually have a little game where I think of people and try to guess what they would play

Few tips that helped me along the way:

  1. Always blame others for your mistakes
  2. If you think you’re going to mess up or if you’ve already messed up, alt f4 and unplug everything and say your power was out
  3. Copy what people better than you are doing. Original thoughts are a trap.
  4. Disable chat if you aren’t doing well
  5. Play a role that seems important but actually gets the most results for the least amount of work inputted
  6. GG go next
  7. Rage quit after 2 losses with the same person

real life just moves a bit slower, it has insanely deflated MMR

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Kennie
Unplug your computer and report to the nearest job site immediately

won’t matter, they’ll be in the same boat as most people in a few years - $0 and the $ just below the “I have somewhere to stay this month” threshold are not so far apart, functionally speaking

Why are you wearing 2 right boots

the small amount of people boosting isn’t stopping you from reaching your dreams =]

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what if my dream was to be part of the best dh/boomy/rdruid team in the 2200-2300 bracket in dragonflight season 4???

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They’re just helping friends and people they met in lfg. :dracthyr_yay_animated:

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Unironically solid career advice, also take credit for other people’s work
This is how I succeed as a project manager

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so I never wake up with the wrong foot
always start with my right foot into things

Literally me, that’s how I afford shotposting here 24/7

Let’s move these ClickUp tasks around and call it productivity shall we

ClickUp > any PM software btw, dont let anyone tell you otherwise. Notion might be comparable if you’re a real weirdo but ClickUp pwns

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Just roll forward out of bed instead of having 2 right feet

I see what you did there

It’s the monk in me

inside of you are two wolves

one is a monk
one is a warrior

you’re a melee

Evoker is my main but I get to play monk since we are losing our main tank soon. Evoker is just melee with less steps

I don’t know how to feel about this information

there is still hope for you to change then

Worgen Evokers look really cool tho ngl, I wish they released that

We could be a dragon that turns into a werewolf that turns into a human

You sound mad you got beat by something that was probably your fault. Quit whining and do better

I built a solid career. That’s why I’m bad at wow

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yo lemme get a hit of that copium when you’re done with it, got some of my own stuff to a̶d̶d̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ hide from myself

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