I’m evil because Pineapple pizza is the best thing in the world.
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Sickening, just sickening and false.
Who would ruin a perfectly good piece of pizza like that? Should be a crime.
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“I’m not evil, I’m just animated that way.”
[sexy pose initiated]
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pineapple pizza isn’t evil.
Its a gift from the gods
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The soft texture of the pineapple combined with the tart sweetness complements a normally plain pizza.
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I like pineapple and I do like pizza…but I enjoy them separately.
To each their own.
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That’s so nasty.
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Anchovies on pizza is better. Salty fish > everything.
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I like Pineapple on my Pizza but it’s gotta have Canadian Bacon (ham) on it too. And maybe some nice Polynesian sauce instead of regular red sauce. Like Round Table Pizza does it.
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Anchovies & Pineapples on pizza though. Divine.
Honestly it’s probably good. That salty and sweet combo is one of the best.
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Ham and Pineapple, now that’s a pizza. I love the general pepperoni/onions/green peppers type pizza as much as anyone, but ham and pineapple is delicous.
Only thing I’ve ever seen on a pizza that I didn’t like was sliced tomatoes. There’s already the sauce, and they’re just watery and tasteless after being cooked. That is gross to me. I’d sooner eat anchovies than sliced tomatoes on a pizza.
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May you burn in the lowest level of the underworld for your statement. My Alliance and Horde brothers and sisters let us cast out this heathen. /slowly eats a slice of pineapple pizza
“There is such thing as an edible, nay delicious, meat pie floater, its mushy peas of just the right consistency, its tomato sauce piquant in its cheekiness, its pie filling tending even towards named parts of the animal. There are platonic burgers made of beef instead of cow lips and hooves. There are fish ‘n’ chips where the fish is more than just a white goo lurking at the bottom of a batter casing and you can’t use the chips to shave with. There are hot dog fillings which have more in common with meat than mere pinkness, whose lucky consumers don’t apply mustard because that would spoil the taste. It’s just that people can be trained to prefer the other sort, and seek it out. It’s as if Machiavelli had written a cookery book.
Even so, there is no excuse for putting pineapple on pizza.”
- The Last Continent, Terry Pratchett
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When ever someone tries to tell me that a fruit (pineapple) does not belong on pizza. I kindly remind them what…TOMATOES are. They do not always like that.
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Pineapple Pizza isn’t evil. I’ve yet to see anything on pizza that is truly and unforgivably evil. Stuff I may not like, yes, but unforgivably evil? Haven’t encountered anything in that category.