Don’t tell anyone. Especially not the other gobs.
This is a secret between us.
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I am so disappointed right now
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Oh no!
Look! It’s a mission of industrial sabotage! We have to make sure gnome tech has to stay behind us gobs! I’d never abandon the best engineers Azeroth has ever seen.
Just…have to see how the other side lives, y’know?
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Ok but why
Sometimes you just have to gnome.
There will come a time you will have to gnome, too.
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What a based decision!
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Back in my day, that was high treason, but now you can be a butterfly according to society if you want. So go for it—be the best garden gnome you want to be! Those monthly traders have some mushroom transmog for you now that you’ve decided to live that life—the life of a gnome.
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I tried it. I hate the way their knees bend forward when they’re wearing kilts.
It’s weird.
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We are the superior race.
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I only got them out of Exile’s Reach, so my decision to go through with it may drop sharply if all my existing mogs do not work.
…Maybe I could do a Chromie thing if worse really came to worse.
Sadly no Morchie appearances nor mogs exist.
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Just thinking about wearing a gnome disguise makes me ill… 
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That’s the thing, they do rock their fit; their animations are well up to par; males got the best beards, females got great facial expressions. And the pigtails are legendary, let’s not kid ourselves. Gnomes do be killin it in everything.
It’s just with kilts and dresses they got this bizzare bend to their knees that is completely off-putting to me. Your mileage might vary.
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In all fairness, girly gnomes are awesome. I love their expression of sheer determination when they run lol.
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That is true
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Just call them a gnoblin. 
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Secret is safe with me, but I am silently judging…
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I like Gnomes, and I’m not ashamed. (Goblins are racist! :P)
Remember that couple that’s a Gnome and Goblin? The pair that made the mechanical parrot.
Also, the rivalry in Thousand Needles. From speed racing rocket-cars, to boat parties.
They can be friends, lol.
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Once you go gnome you never go home.
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That Trading Post outfit!
Garden Gnomes ftw!
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Your secret is safe with me
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