I'm horde but my boyfriend is alliance

How can I convince him to play the superior faction with me? I told him that I’d help grind his new horde toon to 120 but he doesn’t want too.

He really likes foxes though. So if horde gets vulpera as a playable race, he’ll probably want to make one.

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Untrue.

/10char

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true story no lie

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Gank him in game repeatedly.

Leave Horde symbols randomly in your place.

Sleep with a large cutout of Thrall and tell him to sleep on the couch.

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I was in the reverse role.

Boyfriend got me into the game, tried so hard to get me to play Horde, was actually annoying at first, made me not want to play, as I wanted to explore the game for myself.

I did level a Horde to max though, but I just didn’t like it very much. The inconsistent theme and NPCs really bugged me. One moment you’re helping a Tauren grow trees, next moment you’re burning alive people and chopping down a forest.

Really takes me out of the game as a RPer. I found Alliance generally has a very universally shared theme among its races. You’re not gonna help a village against some Undead, then run off and be told to slaughter the next towns civilians.

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Oh, I like horde because the whole “outcasts banding together to survive in a world that hates them” thing.

I’m not much of a roleplayer, but horde just fits me personally ha

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Break up with him. This is unacceptable behavior. Did he roll a Male Human Paladin?

If so, run.

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I mean I feel at one point that was the theme of The Horde, The Underdogs and outcast, but recently it seems The Horde is always winning and blowing up Alliance cities, and seemingly ahead until the last second.

Seems new writers didn’t really get the theme.

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He’s a worgen druid! What does that mean?

“See that couch? That’s where you’re sleeping until you raid with me and my guild next Thursday!”

One Faction Change later…

This is an actual event in my earlier relationship. I later returned the favor but from Horde to Alliance.

You could do the right thing and join him on the real superior faction.

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Maybe you both should have a Horde and Alliance character and swap back and forth.

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You probably have to tell him that Alliance is the superior faction just to stroke his ego. Yknow, butter him up so he’s more suggestive. And ask him under what conditions would he really enjoy the leveling process. Maybe he wants a nude per 10 levels? /shrug

But we all know the Horde is superior. Shout out to Baine. :cow:

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It really depends on who has the more established groups to do things. If he is a raider with a group that he’s played with for a long time and you don’t then you are being quite selfish. On the other hand if you are the one with the more established group, then he is being selfish. If both of you have equal groups, then one just has to sacrifice and in that can easily be him - you as a woman have the most powerful motivator, and I don’t think I have to explain what that is.

Get out of here with that crazy logic.

World of Warcraft is about choice and why I’m right and that other person is wrong. And I prove them wrong by killing them over and over again.

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The real Horde is currently chained beneath Orgrimmar by the wannabe Scourge Queen.

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Hmmm… that’s a good question actually… How would Sylvanas, the current leader of the Horde, handle this situation…? :thinking:

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Er… On second thought…

Lets just hope for the Vulpera.

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I would be lying if I didn’t say I made a Horde character just to camp my husband.

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Hey, Byucknah, I found those Vulpera that were hiding and killed them! Now my slaughter of their race is Complete! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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If he can’t see how superior the horde is then there’s no hope for him.

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