After my last post here, which got a lot of attention, I bring updates: I’m quitting Brewmaster. I just can’t. The problem is definitely me. If I don’t use everything and the kitchen sink during a sh1t pull or even a sh1t tank bursters, my health drops enough that I’m in danger.
Either my game is bugged and my stagger isn’t working right, or I just don’t know how to play this spec. It doesn’t make sense. My stagger seems like it’s not even working. I’ve read Equinox’s guides, I’ve read Quazii’s guides, I’ve read guides from everyone and their dog. I’ve joined BootyBrew’s stream, I’ve joined Mordrim’s stream, I’ve joined Monksea’s stream, and every other top 20 monk on Raiderio to ask questions. But I just can’t do it. I must be limited, incapable of pressing a few buttons correctly in a child’s game. The first boss of Stonevault was ripping off 80% of my health during the damn tank burst, even while using Dampen Harm with Celestial Brew. And Celestial Brew, by the way, if it’s not with 10 stacks of purified chi, the shield is about as big as my d*** - irrelevant.
You know how much that boss takes from me on Guardian Druid? Less than 30% of my health, and I still have 2 charges of Frenzied Regeneration to use. And in some trash packs, I’m fighting for my life in a key that’s not even that high… I probably use Roll and Tiger’s Lust more than my brews because I have to run from the packs so much.
But seeing those top players on Raiderio doing +13s and +14s, the problem is definitely me. That’s why I’m quitting Brewmaster and focusing only on my Guardian Druid, where I play using just 0.0001% of my brainpower and don’t risk dying. There’s nothing better than hitting Ironfur three times and using Barkskin, watching my health not drop even once. It’s wonderful.
I already have to study a lot in my life. Statistics, linear algebra, econometrics, data analysis, machine learning and whatever else comes my way. I’m not going to spend the rest of my days trying to figure out why I simply can’t do what they do, even when I’m replicating exactly what they do in the same situation or even adapting myself for my reality. I’m tired of getting beaten up with Brew. Good luck for y’all.
This is a rant, and I just needed to get it off my chest.
TL;DR: Brew and I sucks.