I'm back (?)

After an extremely long break 3 year break, I decided to try out the new xpac. I have a few questions:

WTF was I thinking?

How can I get my wife to play? She isn’t interested at all, so I thought I could get her a new puppy and hold it for ransom, but that just means I’d have to care for it.

How did you talk your WoW-hating spouse into playing?