Yes, and deer rabies…
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You’re rabbid?
Cackles and wiggles toes
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Drop a nuke or sic my rabid gnome onto him.
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Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don’t come 'round here no more
Can’t you see that it’s late at night?
I’m very tired and I’m not feeling right
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don’t you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don’t come in, I’ll only run and hide
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Your way too skinny for my mount to eat, I swear it’s like you elves don’t eat at all.
So I invite you you in, feed you until you are as big as an Kul’tiran. Than I’ll feed you to my Galakras mount.
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Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Yer probably wondering how I got this elf suit to stretch. I’m wondering that myself since I sobered up. Some days it just doesn’t pay to pass out at the bar. Oh and lad, thanks for knocking at least.
Picks up 
Now I need ta go find a way out of this rubber elf suit before I go to the emergency healer…hic!
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in that mog?
/SlamDoor
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GOt to tell you I’m not sure if I’m scared or fascinated or maybe a little of both .
Either way get me drunk first I don’t want to remember.
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My eyes… what have you done to my eyes???
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I open the door with richly appointed sinvyr cup in hand, abrim with searing tea, and splash thy face therewith ere I am made again unwilling audience to another of the Wild Hunt’s proselytes.
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Come inside make yourself at home! 
Don’t mind Hawkins here, he’s just recovering from the last rubber chicken attack 
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No solicitors! Especially at this hour!
Nothing, because I’m having tea with Nimbus, he’ll take care of that.
1 Yuan > 1 Uighur to Blizzard
Get you to hold precious while I take your measurements. Then I’d lead you down to my basement.
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Mr. Nimbus? (Sorry just watched Rick and Morty season 5 ep 1…)
B-but, I’m a Night Fae, it’s when we’re active!
You imply there is another; you’re only making it worse for yourself.
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He looks like someone told him the world has run out of 
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