Iām releasing the dogs with bees in their mouths
So when they bark they shoot bees at you
You got beer?
If yes, come in.
If no, willing to get some?
If yes, come in when you get back.
hugs Greatbrae and wiggles toes
What would you do if I was at your door?
Wiggles toes playfully
Ask if you brought the voodooā¦
Well, here in Louisiana, we actually have voodoo flavored chips. So yes?
Suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping, rapping at my chambers door.
Quoth the raven, āSwag galoreā
Edgar Allen Bro
hoof stomp on toes!
. . . ello govna, you sellin somethin or just goin door ta door fer kicks?
Awww, you donāt want to be friends?
Walks away rubbing sore foot occasionally
Maybe if you wore shoes
I cannot do that like you cannot have toes.
Itās just not in us.
Still rubbing sore toes
Maybe instead you can walk on peg legsā¦
/sharpens sword.
/gives crazy stare
The shoe shop is nearby alsoā¦
For you, just fun.
Wiggles toes
looks down and the troll feet, then looks up
Donāt do that. Ya want a drink or somethin? Tea? or perhaps something a little stronger?
Um, I meant something like fishing.
Cackles and wiggles toes
Orange juice if you got it hun.
While you seem a kindly fellow at this point I would be extremely suspicious at the inordinate amount of people knocking on my door at night and would in all likelihood alert the authorities.
U got the vaccine too?