I'm at your door

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Iā€™m releasing the dogs with bees in their mouths

So when they bark they shoot bees at you

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You got beer?
If yes, come in.
If no, willing to get some?
If yes, come in when you get back.

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hugs Greatbrae and wiggles toes

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What would you do if I was at your door?
Wiggles toes playfully

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Ask if you brought the voodooā€¦

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Well, here in Louisiana, we actually have voodoo flavored chips. So yes?

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Suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping, rapping at my chambers door.

Quoth the raven, ā€œSwag galoreā€

Edgar Allen Bro

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hoof stomp on toes!

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. . . ello govna, you sellin somethin or just goin door ta door fer kicks?

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Awww, you donā€™t want to be friends?
Walks away rubbing sore foot occasionally

Maybe if you wore shoes :stuck_out_tongue:

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I cannot do that like you cannot have toes.
Itā€™s just not in us.
Still rubbing sore toes

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Maybe instead you can walk on peg legsā€¦

/sharpens sword.

/gives crazy stare

The shoe shop is nearby alsoā€¦

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For you, just fun.
Wiggles toes

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looks down and the troll feet, then looks up

Donā€™t do that. Ya want a drink or somethin? Tea? or perhaps something a little stronger?

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Um, I meant something like fishing.
Cackles and wiggles toes

Orange juice if you got it hun.

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While you seem a kindly fellow at this point I would be extremely suspicious at the inordinate amount of people knocking on my door at night and would in all likelihood alert the authorities.

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U got the vaccine too?

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