I'm a Pretty High Elf on the Alliance

Not only am I a Warlock High Elf but also a Pretty One. I have Blue Eyes, Nice Hair, and etc. I wish I had Blonde since I have Blonde Hair but the Void turned it into Grayish instead of White or Blonde.

If I was a Blood Elf I wouldn’t have Nice Smooth Void Hair. I just be a regular Silvermoon Elf. That’s why High Elves and Void Elves ran away from Silvermoon.

Come out of the Shadows Void Elves and High Elves of the Alliance. What do you like about the Alliance the most? For me I like all kinds of races including the Draenei, Worgen, Night Elves, and etc. Plus just because I’m a Warlock doesn’t mean I’m not a High Elf Sorceress from Warcraft 3. Show your Quel’dorei and Ren’dorei Pride Ladies and Gentlemen!

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I’m also a high elf. We can state facts all day long.

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Nah, you’re ugly as sin.

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Clearly all these high elfs need to go to rehab

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True. They don’t even have horns. Disgusting.

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Give emo elves actually black hair, that’s something that just makes sense and we can all agree with.

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at least we have hot men… not ugly balding trucks for dudes.

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You’re just jealous that our men can carry us around for hours without issue.

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Olord. Not this again.

https://i.imgur.com/THzUmSo.gif?noredirect

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strange it says void elf by your name? I’m guessing your racials betray your claim as well

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with those thunder thighs and fat hooves… your fat husband cant do shiz for you

Hey. Not all of us are ugly. That’s kind of mean.

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Oh dear, all the fat in your head has you seeing things. Poor dear.

We should do the honorable thing and take you out back by the shed.

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ya some are beautiful and obese!

JK JK

That’s a bit dark Autai… calm down =/

Anyways emo elves need black hair /thread.

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the irony of an alien goat telling a beautiful man to go back to the shed.
gurl bye. go eat some grAss

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No you’re not.

The Blood elves turned their eyes green by consuming fel mana and joined the Horde. Elves with blue eyes are members of the alliance and never drank the fel mountain dew.

Ergo you’re actually an Alliance spy.

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If that helps you sleep at night.

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Maybe if you ate more greens you wouldn’t have so many issues. Poor dear you look sickly.

An Illusion! What are you hiding?