Illidan: "there can be no chosen one"

Me: is chosen by Azeroth to wield her heart and uses it to channel an ancient beam to destroy a god

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No, that’s me, not you

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You and the other 3 million players.

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I guess Azeroth had a lot of hearts to give out.

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Well, she is a PLANET.

A necklace is like how many grams again?

you’re a mary sue, even planet simps for you

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None of you will look this good being the chosen one though :nail_care:

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Tough talk for someone hiding the majority of their face with a hat.

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And thrall.

On another note, deities and gods are rather trivial in this game. There is almost always at least one deity who looked good in the beginning that will die to something stupid like a pit trap just to prove how badass a npc is.

Only we can save ourselves.

Your necklace is just a cheap knockoff.

Its definitely not Shlumpy Wumpy poo the Grump.

Dad Illidan can do wrong. We aren’t chosen, we make our own destiny, our own luck, our own success.

:kissing_heart::heartbeat::kiss::crown::champagne::dollar:

Keep hustling friends.

I was at a fast food place yesterday and I choose the #1 combo. Does that count?