Hairy cheesecake a couple of months beyond its “best by” date.
Beef Tallow Chocalate Torte with Bourbon-Salted Caramel Sauce.
(I was trying to joke around and find a dessert with beef in it and this is the closet I could find)
Sahara
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this is quite cute. i believe this a crepe cake.
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For luca here?
A slice of Black forest cake.
What about a warm icicle with a heart?
Forget the dessert and serve another meat dish.
Dark Black Coffee
Just because.
strawberry cheesecake, with a hint of cinnamon! 
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Lemon tart.
Little sweet. Little bitter. Very pretty.
Probably something black licorice… or maybe death by chocolate?
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A large bowl of the congealed cooked blood you have left over when you thaw a pound of frozen beef, chilled and garnished with animal hair.
Why bother with the strawberry cheesecake if you make it all taste like cinnamon?
Americans are broken.
I would be a depression cake (1920s great depression)
Not because of me being financially struggling, but me actually being completely depressed
Cause I did wrong things and would rather be back in my box and keep myself away from life
Black Forest Gateau
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Rice pudding. I effing love rice pudding. Or that Thai sticky rice and mango dessert.
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And it HAS to be peach cobbler ala mode!
/moo 
Bloody strawberry sundae with a cherry on top.
I’d still eat that. Nothing too pretty especially if it’s pretty sugar!
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Baked Alaska, its prime was 30 years ago