If your character had a real life profession

Would would they be?

This character: Professional Wrestler

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Hunter.

( with some work in leatherworking, skinning, fishing and archaeology … he’d try his hand at first aid, but might have forgotten a bit too much )

That guy who writes backward letters as if a child wrote it on signs like toys r us

Parcel sorter.

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Guard most likely.

Pet/mount caretaker/breeder.

idk i feel like that is what i’d do irl too but im not qualified not the breeding part though. don’t think i could ever breed animals irl and sell them kinda messed up imo

World’s most messed up forest ranger.

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he would run a safe space for belf females. to continue there affairs. in a place like amsterdam.

Battlemaster would definitely be some form of security

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Fire fighter (bubble, self heal, LoH).

Unemployed playing World of Warcraft streaming it to 5 viewers

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easy, she’d be the star of every shaky portrait-mode cellphone video featuring “lady who thinks she can bring her gigantic dogs into a restaurant and gets really belligerent about being told no.” (the dogs are saber tooth tigers.)

including such hits as, “I got rights!” and “My fur-babies are cleaner than your kids!” and finally, “What next, you telling me I’m not allowed to bring hunting rifles in here also?!”

techno-country song writer

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a del taco cook

Is that you Cotton Eye Joe?

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Nurse.
Or paramedic.

She literally is in any non-Fantasy game I have her in.

Debonair saber duelist and warmage in the streets.
Cultish demonologist and engineering enthusiast in the sheets.

Probably doing magic at kid’s parties.

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Winter white dwarf hamster breeder.

Ensuring everyone gets a nice, healthy hampter pet.

professional winter white dwarf hamster thrower

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