If you wrote a college essay, what did you write it on?

just curious. definitely not scrambling for ideas, no not at all.

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The superiority of rigatoni compared to ziti. :spaghetti: :wink:

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pastic bad

A computer.

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How boredom manifests from entertainment. (A retrospective.)

  • Why are the things I used to find fun, no longer fun?
  • What assumptions do I make about myself? And how do I know if they’re true or not?
  • What has changed over time?

Also, this topic served as good therapy. Even if my interests may be more fleeting than I’d like to have control over, being able to pursue new interests helped mend that feeling of melancholy.

Why performance enhancing drugs should be encouraged if not outright mandatory in sports.

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PEDs in the javelin toss would be insane. Just back up the athlete another 10-20m so they don’t impale the crowd.

How Flann O’Brien was motivated to write “At Swim Two Birds” into an indecipherable, literarily-obtuse mess as the culmination of a lifelong war of words between himself and critics who tried to deconstruct him in their reviews.
Complete rubbish of an essay. Got an A.

Back in my day.

Papyrus

Also know as the little blue books

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I actually read about how there’s possibly going to be a performance-enhancing drug Olympics (separate from the real ones) in the near-future, sort of a show for drug companies to display what they’ve got.

And for the public to see how much better humans can become, as dystopian as that sounds.

It’s spearheaded by the supposedly “fastest guy on Earth that nobody knows about” because he’s very much into performance enhancing drugs. So he keeps most of his identity private, but you can find who he is if you do some digging.

It’s interesting to say the least.

Nah if they cant get out of the way let Darwin do his thing.

Better idea. Hammer Toss. No nets. Middle of the field (like a cricket field).

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How unregulated private career colleges have tainted higher education.

The last one I remember was something about James Baldwin and Turtles

My professor told me to take the hot air pump out my high school oriented essays

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ever since i tried a paper straw i think plastic is great!

sorry turtles… priorities…

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That’s true, my local movie theater swapped to paper straws and that was a DISASTER. The straws melted into the drink before the previews were over!

They immediately swapped back to plastic straws, GG we tried wildlife.

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The possible causes for the Salem Witch Trials hysteria, from several perspectives. I wanted to be different. LOL

A subjective analysis of the behavioral norms of people who name themselves after pasta.

Can’t say a college essay but one time during my 10th grade year in high school we had this horrible English teacher no one liked her and at one point we were told to write a paper about ourselves and mine went something like this as I was a smart A back then.

Hello my name is Bingo
I like to climb on things
Can I have a Banana
Eeep Eeep

I ended up getting an F on that but it was worth it because it made the teacher upset. Didn’t go well with the parent’s though when they found out.

Alright class here are your prompts:

“The Unspoken Rules of Elevator Etiquette: A Survival Guide”

“The Conspiracy of Butter: Is Margarine the True Villain?”

“Why Pineapple Doesn’t Belong on Pizza but Should Be on Everything Else”

Show sources. At least 3 from non online sources

Minimum 1,000 words. MLA

Due Tuesday

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