Gnomes and human rogues. have gank me to point i can not take it any more. I must destroy all of them.
easy way to tell you weren’t here for vanilla and gankthorn vale. If i had a copper for all the times i had ‘kek’ yelled at me as an orc/troll/undead teabagged me after ganking me or an alt, I’d finally own that bridge in brooklyn that goblin keeps trying to sell me.
I would create a safe room, designed to well. Keep me safe.
I would have an army of shrinks and therapists on hand, to help me from going insane.
Odds are if I am warchief I am either being killed or going psychotic.
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As Shadowfist? Well he’d push for more blight to be made, and have Oculeth work on making stable portals over my enemies so that I may rain the blight on them.
Would also push mages into using portals as a means of defense / offence, like attack redirects.
However, if Shadowfist was Warchief, there would likely be more parties than war. 
Where in lore is this happening?
I wouldn’t start a war.
I would want to explore, teach, expand, build relationships with differing factions, etc…
Always some lunatic though around the corner 
My first acts would be towards encouraging the wars to stop and to start using modern building technology and make Orgrimmar a lot less of a dirty city. Come on guys, I think we can leave the spiked buildings and huts behind, lose the hay stacks for beds and get us some teempppurrr peeddddiccc baby!!
I’d start out great. Super honorable and kind, everyone would claim I am the best warchief to date. I would name Fenshire my official second in command and retainer, who would be in charge of actually running the horde for the most part while I opened up a dungeon in every horde city.
The horde would see prosperity like it has never seen! Fenshires leadership and the profit from my dugneons would make us nigh unstoppable!
Then one day, I’ll stub my toe on a pebble and decide “welp guess I need to worship the old gods, attack the alliance, and attempt to destroy most of the world”
Since Fenshire would probably remain loyal, some nobody would rise up and try to kill us.
The cycle must continue.
Edited for accuracy.
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That warrants Public execution. Just from the image. 
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Im pretty sure the Orcs and Blood Elves would support me. That’s most of the Horde right there. Better buy yourself a razor or some wax.
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Form a council of leaders from the different races and get rid of the warchief position so that no one person can continue to tear the Horde apart every few years.
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Send a band of rogues to SW and 100-0 Anduin and all his family.
And that there is how you get a 3rd faction 
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I’d pull a splinter faction of dark iron from the alliance and integrate them into the society of the horde.
Of course, that is after I quit wondering how I became warchief as a dwarf to begin with.
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Sell the tauren to glue factories.
Push orcs back into the dark portal, blow it up with Azerite charges.
Lock all Nightborne in a pocket dimension that just shouts “An illusion!What are you hiding?”
Sell all HM tauren to the same glue factory, but for cheaper because I would enjoy them suffering after I helped them and they went to the horde.
Let all Belfs join the alliance like they have toyed with every xpac since WotLK or at least MoP.
Shove all goblins in a pocket dimension that just displays a gold coin for them to chase after that blinks in and out of existence every few seconds.
Cleanse all forsaken to be the ash piles they should be with holy light, then venerate their ashes as fallen heroes of the scourge war.
All trolls will be allowed to live in peace if they no longer raise arms against the alliance on their echo isles.
Pandarens that chose horde will become rugs.
Zandalari Trolls will be forcefed to their raptors, of allow the druids to turn into their livestock, then mindcontrolled to make them forget what they really are and live their days off as whatever dinosaur they chose to become.I am nothing if not benevolent like that.
Then disband the ruined Horde, and whistle while spinning the keys to orgrimmar on a lanyard in a circle until letting it fly into a lake.
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I’d hold a rally. At this rally I would inform the troops that we’re going to execute Baine and Saurfang. And then I’d execute anyone who cheered.
And then I’d move Horde HQ to Zandalar, and forbid flying in Zuldazar except on August 2nd every year, just so everyone would know the pain and suffering I had to endure prior to getting flying.
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That’s a very MHP response…
Why would you mana-bomb Ironforge? This is a dwarf capital, not a sunwell. There’s not a ton of magic going on.
You’ll end up with a ton of slightly singed Dwarves hacking you to pieces worse than they did to the Bleeding Hollow.
Same for trying to blight Stormwind. The Vindicaar is nearby, and on short notice. Kul Tiras is right across the sea, ready to pincer you. The Dark Irons are right next door.
I lol’d irl.
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I think he forgot that Tauren are cows and not horses. He could ship the Centars to the glue factory.
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