If You Were to Retire in Azeroth

Kydrav-bleeding-hollow · February 17, 2019, 11:32pm

Good question, for me it’d be between these in no particular order:

Terrokar Forest
Grizzly Hills
Nagrand
Loch Modan
Azuremyst Isle
Uldum
Howling Fjord
AU Shadowmoon Valley

Nicodemùs-argent-dawn · February 17, 2019, 11:35pm

Dalaran is probably my first choice. I mean, its a flying magical city with all sorts of comforts and convenience. There’s shops and entertainment, indoor plumbing, and all sorts of neat stuff. I could think of worse places to be stuck.

Ênvy-magtheridon · February 17, 2019, 11:37pm

Most likely build myself a reclusive cabin in Winterspring. Live a self sufficient and simple life

Glaiven-chogall · February 17, 2019, 11:41pm

Probably Dazar’alor

I’d be in great shape from all that cardio of walking up/down those stairs everyday

Momimfotm-dragonmaw · February 17, 2019, 11:49pm

Everlook or Booty bay. Any goblin town, to be honest. They’re just so cozy, their houses remind me of Hobbit holes. AU Shadowmoon valley would be nice.

Highpaws-stormrage · February 17, 2019, 11:50pm

Same. Wish it didnt got destroyed.

Digerati-sargeras · February 18, 2019, 12:02am

Arathi Highlands (though admittedly the current version would be too treacherous). Always had an appreciation for that zone while leveling

Aexxis-zuljin · February 18, 2019, 12:11am

Grizzly Hills, Howling Fjord.

Huntaedyn-aerie-peak · February 18, 2019, 12:55am

Storm Peaks. Beautiful mountains. Memorable music. and I could learn more about the history of Azeroth.

Bryce-proudmoore · February 18, 2019, 1:03am

Valley of the Four Winds. Pleasant, temperate, big rolling hills, my kinda people.

Kaurmine-area-52 · February 18, 2019, 1:08am

Black Temple.

Harem.

Amok-thorium-brotherhood · February 18, 2019, 1:35am

Silvermoon City of course.

Quality-turalyon · February 18, 2019, 1:37am

My Garrison, so I could finally get some gd peace and quiet from those kids always walking across my lawn.

Schwarzkopf-caelestrasz · February 18, 2019, 1:37am

Halfhill.

I like eating.

Loefwine-thorium-brotherhood · February 18, 2019, 1:41am

Elwynn Forest. Still one of my favorite zones to this day. Tranquil and civilized wood, farm, and coastal land with relatively minor dangers. And of course Stormwind City is one of the central trade and cultural hubs in the entirety of Azeroth, so I could find almost anything I want, interact with people from all over the world, stay up on the latest news, and act as an adventuring consultant if need be. Also, possible loophole to “escape” the zone: the Deeprun Tram. I didn’t leave the zone; I just sat down on the tram and it dragged me away to Ironforge!

Febrith-azgalor · February 18, 2019, 1:45am

I would pray to the Light that my retirement savings wasn’t tied up in Azerite. My investment goblin told me the stuff was so rare that people will start killing each other over it. Turns out that it is the most plentiful resource the planet has ever known.

You can’t even vacation on the most remote islands without tripping over it.

I thought that it sounded like a risky investment when I read that one of the promotional items for getting Azerite futures was a necklace from “the planet”. Who comes up with this crap? It’s like something off an episode of “Mad Orcs”.

Oxxo-velen · February 18, 2019, 1:47am

There is a little island off the coast of Westfall with a shack and a tree and a hill that overlooks the ocean, offering a view of the sunset. Thats where I would be.

Tiddleywinks-duskwood · February 18, 2019, 1:50am

Garrison invasions though

Cyniel-dentarg · February 18, 2019, 1:52am

I can’t believe I’m saying this… but my garrison. It has everything I need including an outhouse with servants.

Gilgranash-wyrmrest-accord · February 18, 2019, 1:52am

Either Grizzly Hills or Nagrand. Probably Nagrand.