Caveat: has to be a mortal race. Has to be humanoid.
Goblin because then I’d have semi-modern technology, and more importantly have a racial story that Blizzards awful writers don’t seem to care about and thus they haven’t really ruined.
Galywix WAS in BfA but only just to be there really, nothing really happened, Umdermine didn’t get burned down, and since the god of goblins is just money, money didn’t turn out to be secretly a robot who was being used in the jailors super amazing master plan, etc, etc.
wow that’s the best level.
Imagine being a Vulpera to fight and win against your oppressors and then… go to the shadowlands… literally a fate worse than death in our world imo.
I’d stay an Elf, because once I let the ridiculous waist out on them, my clothes would probably fit.
Trolls are my ideal form. I think they are the most visually interesting and cool and the most physically attractive. The moment I saw the Jungle Trolls I thought they were so cool. They are so tall and cool and I just think being a Troll would be great.
Orc.
A humanoid, 4 legged nerubian spider lady, catching and eating alliance and offering their bodies as payment while I beg the horde to let me in like Eric Andre.
Dracthyr maybe.
Some kind of elf. Gimme that long life!
Honestly, just a regular human
all the other races have too many major flaws.
Elves have crippling mana additions “b-b-but night elves don’t!” sure, that’s why you have moon wells everywhere right?
furred races would be incredibly stinky
orcs are too musclebound and aggressive - not to mention their living conditions
undead are literally rotting corpses
draenei and tauren have hooves which just don’t sound comfortable
and then there’s the short races.
alexstrasza’s breastplate
Draenei, because they live for thousands of years. But, I’d still want to be a Warlock so that might not work out.
Do Forsaken live forever?
Vulpera for sure
This is hard … Gnomes are an appealing option since I love technology, but Night Elf and High Elf would also be nice.
Night elf, before they trashed Darnassus. I’d go live in the woods.
I was going to pick a single-celled organism to avoid the curse that is consciousness, but with your stipulations in mind I’ll have to go with lobotomized trogg.
I’d either be a human or a belf/velf/helf.
Immunity from stubbed toe/stepped on Lego sounds very comfortable!