I’d be one of those annoying council fights that have to all die at the same time.
Also, your name is glorious.
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Like the pig boss from waycrest manor?
Or Gorefiend?
Mooo!
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- [Annoying Recall] If not interrupted I place Rhonin’s Dalaran speech on a loop for 2 min. Characters within 30ft stop attacking and cover their ears at random moments during this phase.
- [Sims Revenge Aura] Healers need to pee every 2 min, and cannot heal until they do.
- [Frustrating Feathered Friend] An aggressively helpful Steward grabs your weapon and starts polishing it while happily singing a little tune. You cannot attack for 30sec or until the bird dies.
- [Fifty Shades of Hay] - A Tauren succubus or incubus appears and you swoon for 15 seconds.
Loot table:
Green Helper Box 99.8%
Sinister Squashling 92%
Amazing Flying Brutosaur 0.0007%
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Yes! Perfect!!
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The ability to instantly and permanently break the gear of anyone I attack one time. I also would have random and unpredictable moves/abilities and I am in the most inconvenient place to get to. Maybe even to cause perma death to your character.
I also am worth no achievement points and drop no loot
No mention of enrage; I bring 25 tanks with self healing or group healing.
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Meadery.
Bring me mead and I’ll just hand you my loot.
If it’s good, I’ll hand you the loot you want.
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Something that required 100% of the raiders to do and if you failed it wouldn’t kill you it would just make the fight harder; say 0.5% damage reduction to me (the boss) and 0.5% damage done buff for me 
Good groups will smoke me, but if there’s any bad players in your group well 
If I were a final boss I would have a bunch of recycled mechanics and an “ENOUGH!” at 10% where I run away and, for some reason, leave behind a box with 3 items of loot in it oddly specific to the classes that engaged me.
I would also not update the “ENOUGH!” for later expansions so that later when I’m 1 shottable I just bug out unless characters get rez sickness and fight me naked.
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I would have a Healer Auto Target, everything I do, kills the healers, the dps and tanks must protect them at all costs, for every player that dies, I get 5% stronger and faster at killing healers.
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Waggle.
All raid members are stunned for 5 seconds. Must perform /kneel in the next 5 seconds after being stunned or else face being hoof kicked off a platform into the bottomless pit of the unworthy.
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20 second enrage timer that wipes half the party when it triggers.
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But if we have a more fluffy tail can waggle back to nullify yours.
I first increase gravity 3-fold, causing your speed to be 1/3 of normal. There is also a continuous force slowly repelling you from me.
I then send out a random “visible”(by air distortion) sound wave every 10 seconds, there are 4 types of sound. let’s name them: A, B, C and S.
- When hearing A you need to jump in the next second or a ground shockwave will hit you and a pillar of light will throw you up in the air 30 yards causing you to take 80% of your hp in dmg.
- When hearing B you need to turn your back to me in the next second or get blinded for the next 6 seconds taking holy damage equaling 15% of your HP per second during your Repentance.
- When hearing C you need to stop moving and casting/attacking with any ability in the next second or any damage will be returned to you 3-fold, any healing will be done to me and increased 10-fold.
- When hearing S… you don’t wanna hear S, it’s literally a Scream so loud, that you’ll have hearing impairment if you hear it once.
DBM/WA’s won’t be able to tell what type of sound it was even after it hits. kekw
Have fun and gl.
P.S. There is a way to deal with it all. xD
P.P.S. This is just LFR version, sry.
Nothing. Just a massive pile of hit points to knock down. No mechanics, no movement, no spells…just millions and millions of hit points.
Then I’d come here and enjoy the rage posts about how I need to be fixed, removed, deleted, etc… I’d be a good final boss. 
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I wanna pretty much pull a Gargos
Specifically this move he does where he opens up a portal and punches you through it
damn. the nostalgia of hearing that ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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It never gets old
Every 3 minutes I fall asleep and start restoring health. The only way to wake me is to move around and turn off air conditioners through out the room.
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Summon an attack dog that players have to kite by throwing a ball around the raid, and a cat who just runs around randomly tripping players.
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