And if you give a tank a staircase, he will tank the boss right on the middle of it
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It should be stressed that other brands of tank are available on the market. Check your local retailer.
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I hate the truth. Tanks will tank on the middle of the stairs if you give them stairs.
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Sorry, you’re right, I know tanks can be girls too, I just said ‘he’ for consistency with the format the mouse was in
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Tanks will be tanks. They will go where they please and play how they play. It’s a shame there is no system in place to let you form your own group and play with a tank in comms whom you trust. Blizz needs to jump on that!
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I wonder if Blizzard could even, I know it would be difficult to code, add in an in-game communication system!
How great would it be if we could have a voice chat that required no separate program? Can’t see Blizz doing something like that, though, it might cost us a raid tier.
It’s an older meme, sir. But it checks out.
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Silence, dps.
Tanks do that because they and healers know about LOS, something you don’t ever need to worry your pretty little heads about.
It’s not that deep. If I cared enough I’d say something. It’s a funny observation.
Rodents deserve the milk.
Give in.
We’re gonna need tanking in the corner so everyones camera is hitting the wall and we all still need to dodge swirl mechanics
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Be sure to give monks and DKs plenty of ground effects too so that no one can even see what they’re meant to stand in or avoid.
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We’re down to our last two options, root beer milk or banana milk, take your pick
As a rat, I can speak for all rodents when I say we aren’t picky.
So we’ll take both, thanks.
Yes
You just reminded me of an old fable 3 loading screen tip…
"Give a man a fish and he’ll stink up the whole town, but give him a fishing rod… you see where im going with this?
He’ll poke yer eye out."
Meanwhile as a hunter I’m doing my part by firing my arrows backwards 
To be fair, fighting on a staircase is way, way more dramatic. They just want to give the people a show.
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I wouldn’t stop in the middle of the staircase if the dps weren’t foaming at the mouth to do damage, ripping threat while I’m pulling something up the staircase
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If a mouse asked me for a glass of milk, I’d sure have better to do than post on GD.