If you died tonight and woke up in Azeroth

If I can wake up as my night elf druid main then I’ll take that easy. I’d give anything to live in the same world as these kind of fantasy subjects. Draenei, night elves, trolls, orcs, goblins what a wonderful diverse group of races to mingle and exist with!

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i would go to work as usual, i prefer to not be at the mercy of blizzard mentally deranged writers.

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Azeroth for me.

Don’t need healthcare, cuz of self heals & potions.
Everytime you cast a line, you land a fish or something you can sell to vendors for a couple coins. Food is essentially free.
NPCs don’t care if you couch surf, so you never need to buy a home. If you have a Garrison you’ve got plenty of options for shelter.
No taxes.
Can ignore all social drama by just turning off general & trade chat.
Can have as many exotic pets as I want and stable master will take care of their needs for free.
Travel is way less congested and far more fun.
Drinking alcohol doesn’t create hangover debuff.
If you die, you have options. Rez, or go hibernate in a pod in Shadowlands and chill for a bit.

I’d likely choose Valdrakken as my city because I love the artwork there. I’d be thrilled to just hang out fishing the stream by the Emerald dragon enclave all day. Find some coffee, people watch. Do a couple rounds of dragon racing for fun.

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I would wake up in the real world the next day. I have too many responsibilities, I would live my life in guilt on Azeroth.

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If I don’t have to “adventure” but could just retire with the gold I have and live a simple life with a home and garden, then Azeroth. Otherwise, wake-up normally.

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Wake up normally. Have you seen the size of the spiders on Azeroth!? I have a hard enough time dealing with the ones the size of my hand! (Even though spiders are beneficial in killing pests. Unless it’s a brown recluse or black widow. They can have a nice meeting with a flame thrower.)

You would die of diptheria and cholera in Azeroth because there are no bathrooms anywhere. :dracthyr_nod: :dracthyr_hehe_animated: :dracthyr_yay_animated:

If I get to be one of the longer lived or immortal races (Elves, Draenei), absolutely. I’d just kick back in one of the nicer towns like Boralus or Valdrakken and get to enjoy my millions of gold.

Creepy question!

Dying makes it a little hard to do anything.

And, really, would you really want to spend the rest of your life (?) in a world where most characters share the same voice? Or where you’re more likely to be killed by a flying mount’s poop than you would by any other means?

Honestly, the third you wouldn’t remember either.

That is not entirely true. There are outhouses in the game. WoD garrison, a couple of the outposts in various zones. Some of us can cure diseases/purify. We’ll make it.

The character I’d want to be would be my vulpira. She isn’t really geared but she has her camp cart and tent and can travel the wilds of Azeroth freely. Or I’d be my Night ELf hunter who is always accompanied by her 2 wolf companions. I’d live on one of the floating islands of Nagrand and live a carefree hermit life… listening to the falling waters and viewing all the great vistas. :smile:

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Humans based. Especially humans surrounded by cool fantasy races.

I’d 100% take that.

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I’m gonna be a kitty!

If you mean transferring my consciousness to 1’s and 0’s to live in a digital incarnation of WoW? No thanks, I’ll stay human.

But if you’re talking about rezzing in the WoW universe incarnate? Count me in. Sure, war is pain–but pain is life, and if you’re not in pain, are you really living? More importantly, being my main incarnate would be epic. I’d just need to have my old hammers in their proper size.

Yus.

I’ll never see my family again
/smiles in Mcauley culken

Azereroth 100% because murder hobos don’t have to deal with 9-5 and taxes

Yea why would i wanna wake up in wow really

Imagine holding it, running through the portal room trying to get back to where we found Thrall’s Uncle, because it’s the only outhouse you remember.