If you could zug, would you?

I’m not that kind of orc!

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Become a God then we’ll talk. I don’t Loa my expectations.

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Would you STOP touching me?!?!?

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Sounds like you’re out for blood, elf something’s afoot.

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Depends, maybe?

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dis like da time da poop came out sideways

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But I am that kind of human. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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You dispute my honor?!?!?

What about me? I want to touch you next!

i’m not the type to zug and tell.

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looks around to see if there is alliance within earshot

zug zug

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if you know you know

I wanna, I wanna I wanna touch you, you wanna touch me too
Everyday but all I have is time, Our love’s the perfect crime

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna touch you, You wanna touch me too
Every way and when they set me free
Just put your hands on me

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touch

giggle

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Just don’t tell any of the other BE’s that this happened. I don’t need to be getting a name for myself.

I’ll keep you my dirty little secret…don’t tell anyone one or you’ll be just another regret. My dirty little secret…who has to know? (All american rejects)

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No.

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Maybe that orc from the movie. She looked nice

zugs respectfully

Yeah I’d zug zug. Near the fireplace on a rug.

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