What Class would you pick to ensure your RL goals and needs are met?
I would be a Warlock. Sounds risky, right? One wrong step and my soul would be eaten by Demons!
But they have Healthstone, Soulstone and Summon Succubus, which means as long as I managed to avoid losing my soul I’ll have a great long healthy life with good company 
Mage. Free food/drink. Teleport to any capital city. You’d be set for life.
Man, I really want to say paladin to be consistent with my moral archetype, but you make a very compelling case for being a mage!
Priest, id be stupid rich
Or have my own cult
OR BOTH 
Exactly.
Undead Mage in flying yacht full of Blood Elf chicks.
You can be a friendly mage. Plenty of hungry people in the world you could help.
Especially if you pick that Hero Spec about seeing the future.
Then you would make a good prophet
Warlock, free health fruits, can absorve health and summon demons to do my work
Dracthyr, cuz I love Evoker.
I’d probably lean toward druid or shaman. I couldn’t see myself dedicating life to the light (paladin) the way I could nature or the elements. That or a warrior.
Shaman for heals and reincarnation. Time to live forever baby!
I’d chose Paladin, cure disease myself and heal myself to make sure I’m good, and then I’d charge at least $1k per person to start for curing diseases. I’d probably go help very needy people for free at times.
I’d do this until I’m doing alright financially I guess.
This would be why I have Grimoire of Sacrifice. Helps keep them demons inline. They start to get uppity… and poof. Their soul and power are mine.
Demonhunter, specifically to hunt the demons of Warlocks so they feel bad about making the wrong choice in life 
Warlocks basically rot their own bodies to cast spells.
It is ironic but the reasonings why you pick Warlock to chase eternal life would actually be why your life ends short.
I would pick Shaman.
Being able to commune with the Elements sounds pretty cool. On a Hot day I could cool myself down. On a cold day I could warm myself up.
Sounds like a class that would really enhance ( 
) all the little things in life that we take for granted.
Druid, fly around, swim around, run around; perfect modes of transportation that will save me gas and car use. Can’t afford a home? Build a nest and be bird at night. Someone annoying you? Spam moonfire or turn into bear and enjoy the free meal. Can also heal yourself, get rid of afflictions, and rez.
Hunter, because mend pet and revive pet.
Actually, this, I would trade all druid skill to revive my dog…
Be mad rich charging for portals et al
That sentiment could be taken as both sweet and horrific.