If there were a Blizzard theme park

Rides with 4 hour lines that are a serious boring let down once your riding.

and when you are unhappy because your not having fun go to the complaints desk and politely ask for a refund they’ll refuse by saying you think you do but you really don’t

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A big company like Blizzard wouldn’t dare make such a refusal to someone’s face! Public Parks have volatile customers that usually don’t appear in places like Blizzcon.

They’d end up losing their receptionists either through them quitting(due to abuse by customers) or worse if Blizzard tried a stunt like that…

I just had to LOL this comment, because I can totally see where you are getting it from but a side note…"Great imagination on how everything works and fits together for past, present, and future projects! You definitely have a talent in writing! Caught my attention immediately and pulled me into a vision of what you were describing! =D

A monorail that flew over the whole park offering amazing views and convenience, but you can’t use it until you walked every path and gained rep with the factions of each zone.

I don’t know if anyone else remembers this long ago but Blizzard asked player’s to come up with a WoW theme park design and send it in to them. It was a contest for whoever wanted to enter. It was maybe right after or right before The Burning Crusade came out. There were a lot of great designs and you could see the effort and love that the artists put into their designs! We all were hoping that it might come true one day, but haven’t heard anything else since then . But hey…look how long we had to wait for the Warcraft movie to come out after years and years of Blizzard seriously talking about coming out with the movie. Smh haha

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I wonder what theme parks are even like in communism?

Instead of standing in line and paying $20 for a funnel cake do you just reach over and redistribute some from someone else walking by?

Idk if I could be brave enough to try the foods they might have available…[Murloc Fin Soup] or [Crispy Bat Wing] … :eyes:

And here, a lot of us get flamed for rezzing a topic after a couple weeks. This one be a year old between post/resurrection.

Same ones they have in the modern style expansions. In fact you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference…hic!

Giant hamster wheels …

… especially ones that, after building up points, reset to zero.

Trick question.

They wouldn’t have the money to keep the park open.

Hopefully a dranie tail you can pull.

Salt Mountain Express

The line ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjrPN5PbCcE

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Yeah me too with Ion been the target to dunk.

an Ion Dunk tank where he gets dumped into hot poop

There would definitely be a flying ride, but they wouldn’t let you get on even though you already paid to ride it…

A front gate blocking you from getting in after you paid.
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