Cartman would clean his moms credit card to buy tokens, get carries and flex with mythic gear
Kyle would get mad at him in his +2 mythic gear and call his “accomplishemnts” hollow
Stan would check out final fantasy and thus endanger his friendship with Kyle
Butters would buy boost and had no idea how to play but somehow kill everyone cause he picked FOTM accidentaly (or a legion era demon hunter)
Kenny is chilling in classic cause he has no money to buy expansion
And Randy doing Randy stuff
Randy would be leading the world first guild from the sidelines, but then afterwards, forgets to turn the stream off, and we all remember the ‘ectoplasm’ scene.
“I am Lorde, ya ya ya”. Randy.
Live Pay to win
Blizzard employees are shown groping women and drinking on the job. Laughing at Kyle’s request to remove boosting while they roll around in money.
While rubbing their nipples like the cable company 
This would be great!
I’m pretty sure Randy would be RPing at the Lion’s Pride Inn.
“Yea yea, feeling good on a Wednesdayyyy”
South Park is too afraid of the cancel culture movement to make any new episodes anymore …
They have come out with 2 episodes in like 2 years
“South Park” was the talk of Hollywood on August 5 after news broke that series creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker landed a $900-million deal with ViacomCBS to continue the animated show through 2027 (bringing the total number of seasons to 30) and create 14 original “South Park” movies exclusively for the company’s Paramount+ streaming platform.
Yea but where is the news of a new season … they can brag about their paycheck all they want but until I see that they are actually starting a new season then I’ll care.
And the company would strike for associating itself with South Park. I mean South Park… Yikes.
Just got a big deal from HBO IIUC.
Don’t think they’re scared of cancel culture. Cancel culture is scarred of them. They’ve been railing on it since before it was a thing.