I would sell it. I would then go buy a private island with 5 Gb fiber Internet.
It would get returned. That thing is ugly and I ain’t payin’ for the insurance on that.
I’d sell it in a heartbeat at a discount. I have no interest in phallic displays and I’d rather buy a house and travel around the world.
I’d sell it so I could use the money for something far better.
I would sell it and buy a rural property with a large greenhouse.
If you think zero to sixty is impressive, you should see zero to ten thousand tomatoes!
I couldn’t even afford the insurance on it, let alone the maintenance cost.
All I need to ignore the speed limit is a car that allows me to break it.