Cooties, it’s cootie protection.
Girls bruise unbelievably easily compared to guys, I could literally flick a girl and give her a bruise that would take a whack from a metal object to produce the same sort of bruise on me.
Has to do with how their thinner skin, less collagen, and the arrangement of blood vessels.
I’ve seen countless soldiers broke their weapons upon my Corset’s opening.
As a side note rescuing the damsel in distress is overrated.
The damsel should rescue me.
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Because men are also smarter than women. 
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I WANT MY DUDE-KINI TUARENS. AND I WANT THEM NOW!
No, seriously. Dude-Kinis.
Bring it Blizz. I dare you.
Aw yeah, see, now THAT’S what i’m talkin about.
I mean, druids in werebear form don’t wear any armor… does that count?
people don’t hold back beating men. Society
I mean if one really wanted to go as naked as possible…
Even the barest of women would have some straps and/or eggshells on their upper half.
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That’s a self defeating question. Try thinking about it. A full set of armour is 80+ pounds, while a plate bikini is 20 pounds of weight.
If you were raised on common core math, this sort of thinking could be excused. But normally 80 pounds of weight takes more strength to carry and walk around in than 20 pounds of weight
I am wearing pretty much nothing!
Because i am Undead, it does not count…
Also: where did you get that amazing helm?
Assuming you’re talking about the head cage, it’s a random drop from killing the Death Metal Knight during the Blight Boar concert, there’s a version for each armor type.
I still haven’t gotten anything besides the microphone toy. 
i will volunteer to dance fight any woman who would like to prove their strength…
…fruit hat mandatory!
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Nothing is too much for me. I am the too much. 
Yes i was talking about the cage helm, thank you for the info.
Smell like a long grind… 5% drop rate on wowhead 
To give them a better sense of protection before being sent into the grinder of the frontlines.
I imagen females attire gives them more tactically evasive options.
Let’s go!
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Because you would sweat to death wearing full plate while working in the kitchen?
I’ll take my forum break now.
I’m sad we’ll never get more bikini armor in game.
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