Would you invite me?
Stretches feet in the air and wiggles toes
Sets up homemade merlot and a tray of cheese and crackers
Is wanting to die a valid response?
Probably not. Your io isnt high enough for my key
Understandable. I appreciate your honesty.
Wiggles toes
But y tho?
yes, but please keep yer feet away from the cheese n crackers…
and what? no salami slices to go with it?
thats a no. stretches middle finger
You may bring some. I wouldn’t mind.
Taps toes playfully
/slowly marks said finger with a sharpy
oh no…
last time i did that…
A pack of worgen chased me across azeroth!
and i think the last healer tried to seduce me…
Sounds like a win-win to me.
Open a bottle of homemade merlot and pours some into a foot shaped glass
I have a mandatory 10 toe minimum in my groups.
Also means no draenei.
they chewed my pants too shreds… and my pet cat was eaten…
We’re cousins. Flexes toes
No, but that is because you are Horde.
If I could be an alliance troll, I would be intrigued. Would you invite me then?
Waves feet leisurely
you are just trying to lure out those fanatics who are addicted too feet…
Aren’t you?
My beautiful blues do that on their own.
Cackles and wiggles toes
Are you related to that orc who has the same extreme foot fetish?
What spec?
Sounds like a fine fellow. However, I do not know this person.
Frost.
No I wouldn’t.