If I applied for your key

Would you invite me?
Stretches feet in the air and wiggles toes
Sets up homemade merlot and a tray of :foot: cheese and crackers

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Is wanting to die a valid response?

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Probably not. Your io isnt high enough for my key

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Understandable. I appreciate your honesty.

Wiggles toes

But y tho?

yes, but please keep yer feet away from the cheese n crackers…
and what? no salami slices to go with it?

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thats a no. stretches middle finger

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You may bring some. I wouldn’t mind.
Taps toes playfully

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/slowly marks said finger with a sharpy

oh no…
last time i did that…
A pack of worgen chased me across azeroth!
and i think the last healer tried to seduce me…

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Sounds like a win-win to me.
Open a bottle of homemade merlot and pours some into a foot shaped glass

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I have a mandatory 10 toe minimum in my groups.

Also means no draenei.

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they chewed my pants too shreds… and my pet cat was eaten…

We’re cousins. Flexes toes

No, but that is because you are Horde.

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If I could be an alliance troll, I would be intrigued. Would you invite me then?
Waves feet leisurely

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you are just trying to lure out those fanatics who are addicted too feet…
Aren’t you?

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My beautiful blues do that on their own.
Cackles and wiggles toes

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Are you related to that orc who has the same extreme foot fetish?

What spec?

Sounds like a fine fellow. However, I do not know this person.

Frost.

No I wouldn’t.