If Blood Elf Males don’t exist

So people are telling me Blood Elf males don’t exist. If that’s true then how do we keep getting these pure full-blooded blood elves running around? Explain that to me because I am not buying it, I believe that there are fabulous blood elf males. And that people are just jealous of their beauty because they don’t know what to think of such males of a race because they are so fabulous with their gifted and perfected physiques and hair.

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Is it 2008 still?

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It feels like it, with all this hatred towards the blood elf male.

can’t look as fabulous as swiftraven and be called a male. it’s that simple.

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I’m so 2008 you’re so 2000 and late

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That’s for damn sure.

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Yes you can. You’re just blind to the truth. There are beautiful blood elf males out there.

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Nah bro. All blood elves are beautiful. But there is only female or very muscular female.

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they are just flat chested elves who roam around without there makeup on.

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I love blood elf men…I just wish they would stop trying to eat and punt me.

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blood elf men don’t exist.
those are just buff females doing that because there jealous of yer adorbableness.

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Popcorn, check. Chips, check. Lemonade, check. Ready for the replies to these clear-as-day Sunday troll threads…even though they should all be given a false start for starting these Sunday threads on Saturday morning…

And you also having to post on a Sunday. That is a big check!

Ignorance! Ignorance everywhere! You will all realize the truth of there being blood elf males one day and will regret having once rejecting such truth.

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And you still don’t get it.

No. You don’t get it.

they don’t exist.
they repopulate by ripping off an eyebrow and tossing it on the ground, letting it grow into a blood elf by feeding off the minerals in the dirt.

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:man_facepalming: I thought you were better than this Hawkens!

how do you think there are so many blood elves now!?!?!
they made a sacrifice and that was there eyebrows!

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Well you are a gnome…

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You having some learning to do Hawkens.