If Azeroth woke up

Do you think it would dust off all the tiny little bugs crawling all over it having wars?

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Probably, but not until after a coffee.

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:open_mouth: that would be one BIG coffee cup. It’s like hey “Elune, i am going to use the moon to make a cup of coffee, is that cool with you?”

I’m guessing would take a lot of K Cups to make that coffee.

A quad-trenta iced caramel macchiato from the intergalactic starbucks.

After the Old Gods attached to the titan, surviving the Great Sundering, and stabbed would make you wonder how much is left to save. :robot::thought_balloon:

If she woke up in MoonGuard and looked what is going on in Goldshire Inn, she would just go back to sleep.

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I’d imagine it would be a Gulliver’s Travels type situation. He wakes up in Lilliput to find little people with bows and arrows crawling on him while unable to move. It really freaks Gulliver out.

Depends on if the Titans succeed, I imagine. Species on Titan planets are, I assume, meant to act as their cells. Contributing to their overall health and well-being, but excised like a cancer should they try to be independent.

Azeroth’s cultures are…very diverse and independent. We’re just starting to take care of each other - but I don’t think the titans would say we’re meeting their prime directive. We’re a means to an end - to be cleansed once our purpose is done. We’ve known that since wrath.

What we need is an Azeroth free from cosmic influences. And…hopefully one who respects us as individuals as we hopefully respect her.

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She’d probably be like…this would make a great place for a volcano and lava

Elwynn Caldera here we come.

:ocean: :crab: :ocean: :crab:

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Feel like Azeroth is magically gonna wake up outside of the planet and leave the world intact rather then being a transformer or cracking through the surface like its an egg or maybe a bunch of weird time traveling will take place that barely makes any sense

I am definitely on board with crack it like an egg and devour all life as sustenance… you know, just be done with it.

Who cares? In the end she will feed the Death like the rest of them, one way or another. While my main chilling in the Maw with Sylvana.

Imagine waking up from an awesome nap and discover you’re infested with ticks and fleas. I imagine it would be a lot like that.

Still say it’d be nice seeing her leave the planet in an energy form to not kill the denizens of her planet. Only to reform as some kinda massive mother dragon as god I’m sick of seeing human model only titans…she’s already confirmed to be different than them so let her be different, let her be a cosmic dragon or something who had Azeroth as like her egg all this time. Maybe showing signs of void magic but also titan order magic, light magic, and her own all kinda mixed and under her control…oh and a huge grudge against Sargeras for that whole stabbing her thing.

It seems like Azeroth is about to get corrupted, so that is possible.

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I thought it’s a world-soul. Not the world itself.

IIRC the world is akin to an egg for the soul, the question is if she’ll “hatch” or if she’ll, like, teleport out of the shell when she decides to emerge.

If she busts out, I’d imagine she’ll do it on the Pod 6other side of the world, where all the losers who haven’t done anything are.

I would hit the snooze button.